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[challenge entry] You seen that new PT16?

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(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:31, archived)
# I call it "The Beast", Luke.
*EDIT* Interesting 'fact':

Revered b3tan Professor Kenny Martin once told us that Black & Decker drills have a built-in 'design life' of one hour. ie, it'll drill for an hour before dying.
For most users, this won't be a problem. But it's a pain in the arse if you're drilling all day every day. So pros use De Walt drills.
He once worked in a shop that sold such stuff, he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:33, archived)
# Luke, pull your pants down!
Edit: Damn you B&D. You're so entry level.

Edit2: Drill pictured is a Porter Cable 9977. Not a clue if this is suitable for professional users, or Jedis.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:42, archived)
# Not likely, you dirty old man.
If you want these pants down, you'll have to use force.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Oh, great. Now the bloody Sith know.
They've got agents everywhere.

Remember that next time you talk idly in the aisles of B&Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Haha I think we're safe from the dark side.
That's not the actual drill that Obi Wan uses. I used photograph manipulation software to superimpose the drill into his hand. Dunno if you can tell?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Of course it's not
He uses the Ryobi one :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Oh God! :D
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:03, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# that took me far, far too long
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Oh, shit.
This must mean the original film was actually true.

Oh well. At least it all happened a long time ago in a galaxy far away.
Today's drills would probably baffle even the Sith. One would hope.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:05, archived)
# Hmmm not sure
Jedis construct their own light sabres. Surely they don't just use soldering irons and allen keys.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)
# HAMMERS AND FORCE
(I merely speculate)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# I think you're right. No matter how noble and refined a Jedi might seem
I bet they'd sort someone out with a hammer if the situation called for it.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:20, archived)
# And they build their own hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:22, archived)
# They just tell a protocol droid to have another robot make them.
It's why most of the Star Wars universe looks like a pile of
shit welded to other shit by a brainless automation.

edit: This should be on greedydave's post now that I look at the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Ironically enough, though,
I happen to look like a pile of shit welded to other shit by a brainless automation.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Except
that De Walt are a subsidiary of Black and Decker.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Yeah, but a rebel subsidiary.
I was listening to your I Love Horses Calypso Spacker Mix yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Take it up with the Prof!
Anecdote about the first prototype Amstrad combined record/radio/tape/CD players:

Alan Sugar listened to a record, and then the same album on CD. Couldn't hear any difference. So he directed his R&D doods to make the record player sound worse.

Always looking forwards, these business types.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)