Excuse me, sir
Your mouth ulcer appears to have ruptured.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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Unpleasant mental image of the day award.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:18,
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I was going to say "And soon after that they found him floating face-down in Michael Barrymore's swimming pool"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 24 Feb 2010, 16:19,
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