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[challenge entry] Tenuous.
Bindun, shirley?

and a bit shit really

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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 6:53, archived)
# is the film any good?
I mean the original film of course
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 7:48, archived)
# In the words of Barry Norman, film critic and all round good egg
"Fucking hell, what a pile of shite"*


*may not be his ACTUAL words
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 7:56, archived)
# I see
so pretty good compared to most films then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:08, archived)
# But then again..
Barry Norman doesn't like any film made after the 1950s. Or in colour.
Or where anything happens.

It still is a pile of shite though...
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:16, archived)
# of course its that cunt Wossy now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCusx2WahoU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:19, archived)
# Meh.
It's entertaining, but that's about it.
Good for a movie-night with a couple of friends.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:01, archived)
# friends?
but you lot are my only friends and you never come round for movies, or pizza, or sexyfundungeon time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:09, archived)
# no
its awful
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:08, archived)
# It's alright
Nothing you haven't seen 20 times before and the last half hour is absolute bobbins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Nice work... I'm oddly aroused by both of them
Christ I've got a bad hangover.
I can function, but my fingers feel all wobbly, and everything seems to have motion blur added to it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
# fake vodka?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Sam Smiths Ridiculously Cheap Lager
What's this fake vodka of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 9:00, archived)