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[challenge entry] It's been a long time since I've posted anything!...

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(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# hahahha! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Get teste replacement"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Buy milk and bread
Milk and bread are on all the best lists.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:28, archived)
# like my "how to kill a hedgehog" list
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Please elucidate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# hedgehogs are lactose intolerant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:33, archived)
# bread and milk kills hedgehogs
the bread absorbs the milk and swells in size, causing internal blockages. You're better off giving them dog food.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:32, archived)
# See above.
Hedgehogs are all of teh fluff, but in all the wrong ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# There's a fantastic interview in the BBC archives from the '50s.
A BBC man is speaking to an Irish tinker, "and I'm sure my listeners will be fascinated to know if you've ever eaten hedgehog, Mr. Kennedy?". "Errr, yes sor, oi have, oi have.". "And what does it taste like?". "Weeelll, it's a little bit loike chicken and it's a little bit loike cat...".
(twattybanjo, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# what if you don't have a dog?
do they like battenburg or bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# just give 'em some money instead
and point them towards the shops
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Be careful, if they can they'll buy chippy chips
img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/hedgehog1SOLENT_800x560.jpg
This is the result.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:43, archived)
# they're about to eat the cameraman
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Also: eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:30, archived)
# "You name vill alzo go on ze list!"
hahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The one thing about Hitler
was that he always seemed to have the Sun in his eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:34, archived)
# *some witty, satirical comment about it not shining out of his arse*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Damn
my slow wittedness
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)
# there's a joke there somewhere
about the sun not shining out of his arse...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 12:39, archived)