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[challenge entry] Turns out the Mayans were wrong.

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(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:33, archived)
# I think that an apocalypse predicted by a race of people who died out thousands of years ago is going to be a bit, well,
wrong.
Everything is going to be fine.
Like!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Whereas modern apocalyptic predictions are grounded in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# The ones about asteroids/comets are. Those're the only ones I'm scared about really.
Or super-volcanoes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# and the day they run out of bacons!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# OH FUCK
This is going to happen? D:
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# There will be warning signs
Watch out for an absence of pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# :(
Piggies must be saved for delicious meats.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:55, archived)
# swine flu was just the bebegnginging!
o0o0
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# omfg not good bro :(
It's okay though, I've heard people taste like bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# sorted
BRING ON THE BACONS!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# In a world without pigs
I would gladly resort to eating my own legs on my deathbed just to taste bacon one more time.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:01, archived)
# mmmmmm
long pig...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I did not say anything about chopping off my man meat.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:08, archived)
# i said long pig, not chipolata
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Touché
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:11, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I'm scared of the Rapture
Any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Don't you mean Raptors?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I've been working pretty hard on this
xkcd.com/135/
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Both. Evangelical Raptors.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Dont worry
Before the rapture can happen, Israel has to expand its borders into the West Bank, and rebuild the Temple of Solomon by demolishing the Islamic Temple Mount in Jerusalem-and it will never do that.....no way....unthinkable.......will it?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:56, archived)
# The world is scary :(
I just stay in my bedroom
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You know the Yellowstone will blow any minute, right?
It's the reason I wear a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hats are 100% protection against volcanoes.
They did not know this in pompey.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Ahem, make that a couple of hundred years
And that was the empire. There are still quite a few (more than a million iirc) people that speak nahuatl as their native tongue, and even more Mayans.

But yeah, in essence, you have a point.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:48, archived)
# O!
My mistake.
But yet, dudes b gone.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Did they predict the world would end before or after the olympics?
That's pretty important.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# During
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:36, archived)
# They predicted dark energy shot puts
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Watch Doomsday 2012
It'll blow your mind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Précis it for me
I'm a busy guy
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Triskaidekaphobia !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# so much weirder than coulrophobia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Odd two !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Then don't visit:
13clowns.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 18:54, archived)
# :D

haha bring it on
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 13 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)