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[challenge entry] Well, it would be a different movie...

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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:09, archived)
# The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Lover was one of the most tedious fucking things I've ever sat in a cinema to watch.
Sorry, nice shop. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I agree too
right up there with Sex, Lies, and Video Tape.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Her Looser what?
...or did you mean loser?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Ooh, I've got a duck!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# What?
Does a Jedi Mind Trick...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:37, archived)
# this hurts my little eyeballs
and has a clown in it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:15, archived)
# next to the guy in the green hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:19, archived)
# pff
clarkson amuses me much more than any clown could
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:24, archived)
# He's a fucking monument to pig-ignorant priapism and beneath you SM.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:31, archived)
# that's why he amuses me
he delights in being an utter prick. if he tried to deny it, i wouldn't like him, but i have a grudging respect for anyone who can just say "fuck it, i'll be whatever i want to be, no matter what people think"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Sorry Smash.
He's a pubic hair away from being Richard Littlejohn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:52, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
richard littlejohn needs a napalm enema
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Instant Puke Device: Julia Roberts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# ...mantlepiece...fire...would...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# A cast of rusted iron . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 15 Mar 2010, 18:20, archived)