'I do believe that the otherwise gracious and kind Mr. D'Arcy is engaging in relationsof the most carnal and distasteful kind with your mother. We must subject him to a most rigorous interrogation of the kind oft practiced by the Turkish army.'
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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"egads! my husband has returned!i believed him to have perished in the congo, which led to my marriage to his evil twin brother, Montmorency!"
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:29,
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"My wife and I are British but my son is a Fuzzy-Wuzzy, please explain this mystery, woman!" Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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"the leeches have been unable to clear the illness from my manhood, are demons to blame?" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:39,
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"It is my belief that a brief spell in His Majesty's Army will make a man of youand cease your errant behaviour."
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Sun 21 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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