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[challenge entry] Ass Some Art!

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(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I used to work with a girl who had done a degree in ... art ... studies ... thing ...
We discussed "modern art" (best of all the mind-numbingly pointless conversations) and I suggested that if I sprayed "Saatchi is a cunt" on a bedsheet and entered it to the Turner Prize it should win teh compo, and she nodded and told me that now I was understanding it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# haha
t'ART
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# People have been complaining about modern art for at least 2000 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Indeed.
I think it was one of the Plinys? Socrates? that commented that the youth today are more interested in the pursuit of leisure, the playing of music, and in self indulgence rather than trying to better themselves or of marking their position in society and aspiring to greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# No, that was Timmy Mallett
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Pliny, Timmy Mallett ... same difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# "Now kids! Who's ready for a game of ....
"Socrates' Hemlock?!"

"Hooray!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# "pursuit of leisure, the playing of music, and in self indulgence"
leisure women
music boobies
indulgence fellatio.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 22 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I was on a road trip with some "fine artists" and we started spelling all sorts of ART
Aharrt - for Upper Class Twit art snobs
Fart - Low Brow
Urt - Primitive
R.T. - Minimalists
D'art - art cars (old American brand name)
Bart - Simpsons related art and/or Subway paintings (BART is the San Francisco Bay Area Rapid Transit)

can't remember any more - we did have dozens - should have written them down...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)