Yay for Leviticus 11:6Either the writers of Leviticus quite liked rabbits and had a pet lop-ear called Flopsy, or Wiki might be right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_animals#Origin
Alternative theory : Due to a mistranslation, the Oannes, teachers of civilisation to primitive humanity, were in fact part rabbit. The humans thus declared rabbits sacred teachers of humanity and off-limits at lunchtime.
Edit : plus, hares are coprophages which might upset people.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_animals#Origin
Alternative theory : Due to a mistranslation, the Oannes, teachers of civilisation to primitive humanity, were in fact part rabbit. The humans thus declared rabbits sacred teachers of humanity and off-limits at lunchtime.
Edit : plus, hares are coprophages which might upset people.
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 0:54,
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Fuck. I wonder what Rhinocerous tastes like.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:06,
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*resisting the temptation to say "It gives you the horn"*
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An Egg ,D,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:08,
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But you did just say it. You just put "resisting the temptation to say..." before it.It's a bit like starting a sentence with "I'm not X, but..."
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:12,
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You saw right through my cunning ruse.I have nowhere to hide.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:20,
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Don't order it in a restaurantThey'll charge you a lot.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:09,
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I have been charged by a rhino!We just got away in our stupid suzuki jeep thing. I had some great pictures though.
( An Egg ,D,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 1:10,
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