Van Chuck blunted 4 chainsaws, 18 kitchen knives and 7 straight-edge razors before the ear finally came off.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:11,
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Ha!
and when he finally chopped it off, he found he could hear BETTER!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:14,
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...and the rest of the world went deaf in one ear.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:16,
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this gets better!
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:19,
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