I hear there's ironing to be done.
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zeltergiset,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:51,
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A nice heavy tank should get the creases out.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:52,
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It's how my womenservants do all my ironing
But then I'm very, very posh and a bit mad.
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zeltergiset,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:54,
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and you don't mind a bit of oily tank-tread stains
as long as it gets a nice crease in your trousers.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:56,
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The only thing he lets them iron is his y-fronts. Everything else he wears straight from the dryer.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:57,
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Usually after they've done the ironing I make them eat all of my clothes and buy me new ones anyway
I have a high womenservant turnover.
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zeltergiset,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 18:58,
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Turning over your womenservants
can lead to visits from the stork.
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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright.,
Wed 24 Mar 2010, 19:01,
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