If Chubby Brown
Has told that joke it must be old, but yay for putting pictures too it
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:36,
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hahaha
going to blackpool when iwas a nipper my gran was driving about 110 mph reminds me of that
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:37,
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she
was probably desperate to claim her 10p cup of tea from the arcades
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:39,
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yeah
funny thing is. she was following this guy and he was still in front of her!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:42,
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Arf.
*looks down thread* - Actually, it's been quite a rich seam, hasn't it?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:49,
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i've got a whole .png cartoon series of him
that i've yet to bust back out.
now seems like a good time.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:06,
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now seems like a good time.
that is going in time
with the fresh beats that I am currently blasting.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:40,
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little ...
... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
and woo for pic and specially teh shading
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:43,
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and woo for pic and specially teh shading
It's getting harder
to breathe with every repost (laughs, coughs, laughs, coughs)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:58,
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oh man,
meandgmosbaby.jpg is excellent, the expression on your face...
sorry, i ripped off your pregnancy test one!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 1:05,
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sorry, i ripped off your pregnancy test one!
they're all babies as well
like rabbits pots are, in fact thats actually a moleste orgy you're seeing
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:39,
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yes...
i'm that...damn............................
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..........bored..............................
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:42,
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Now now, I can't have that
Spelt - It is spelt
Spelled - You spelled for shit
And don't do it again or I'll call your parents.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:34,
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Spelled - You spelled for shit
And don't do it again or I'll call your parents.
It's okay, you can say it
No one's judging you for going to law school
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:42,
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what you don't understand is
- no, see, no. You can never, never ask me to stop drinking. Do you understand?
edit:\great pic!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:29,
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edit:\great pic!
brew?
christ ive had no alcohol tonight. i want to lampoon you and let my sweaty balls teabag your face.
pic Woo
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:33,
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pic Woo
if you douse them
in southern comfort first i'd be more than glad to
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:38,
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I tried. It looked shit.
Is it not enough that she's flushed from the exertion...?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:21,
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Indeed.
Bears in bow ties behave honourably and would never resort to violence.
Ah. Erm...
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:38,
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Ah. Erm...
Yay
I get it. It's as if a LIGHTBULB has just come on in my head.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:18,
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Nowt much at the mo'
my feathered friend. However, tomorrow (aka today) shall bring a fresh new animation.
How's your good sexual self ?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:25,
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How's your good sexual self ?
kilroy silk
is a politician who was once a daytime tv host, who was before that - a politician - he has a permanaent orange tan
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:17,
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haha
i just laughed pretty hard at that. thank you.
if I had an FP button, i'd be clicking it.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:22,
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if I had an FP button, i'd be clicking it.
Excellent Post, Mr BBD'O
In fact... this entire thread contains some most woosome pics.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 13:28,
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The Future's bright...
That made me laugh, made my co-workers look at me and my boss shout.
I still say thank you, was definitely worth it
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 15:17,
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I still say thank you, was definitely worth it
is teh redex for me
i must see what everyone thinks is so funny.
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Wed 16 Feb 2005, 2:08,
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Right.
Tuesday means I'm going to bed.
Cheerio, you ugly bunch of cunts.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:12,
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Cheerio, you ugly bunch of cunts.
U.F.O reminds me of where Pink Floyd hung out!!
Yes, those un woo-some Tuesdays.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:15,
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OK last thing I made
At least I can say I "Dicked Shirley Manson" on Valentines day hehehe
EDIT: Ah bollocks it was a waste of my time making this for fucks sake
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:11,
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EDIT: Ah bollocks it was a waste of my time making this for fucks sake
someone thought I'd snogged
her sister once. They were mistaken - we were only chatting.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:14,
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well, I didn't need to
for a while no one would believe me - apparantly we looked 'guilty'
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:16,
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Ah man
If you did it you don't have to prove to anyone....it's your own little memory..and a great one at that..fair play to you ;)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:20,
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It was the catch phrase of a character in Viz comic
Finbarr Saunders (& his double entendres) used to find childish amusement when people unintentionally said anything that could be considered rude. He was bloody funny, actually.
Oh, and VD used to be the abbreviation for what are now known as STDs.
*edit: a bit childish really, sorry*
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:37,
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Oh, and VD used to be the abbreviation for what are now known as STDs.
*edit: a bit childish really, sorry*
knew about the VD things
Viz are hard to get in the states, but my grandfather loves them, haha
edit: eh, I'm as immature as they get, it's all good
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:44,
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edit: eh, I'm as immature as they get, it's all good
ooh
that's lovely. Reminds me of thingy - who did The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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Thingy is stringy
and guess what..........yep, he only owns his own dinghy !
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:14,
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nicely
also, I think I saw a photo of you today. For some reason I thought you were a slim and somewhat shy young lady. Boy, was I mistaken.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:01,
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i hate people
who claim their work is crap when its 100x better than i could do :0P
very nice.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:00,
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very nice.
Awww man
Please don't say that....I had to start somewhere too. Don't be down upon yourself. Look forward. Really :D
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:01,
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i would...
but i cant be assed to buy anim. software, so i have nowhere to start from! lol
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:02,
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Hey if you have photoshop you have imageready
Otherwise you can get something that I use called moviegear...which is "free" provided you get a serial...erm I didn't say that...shit!
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:05,
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i mean
i just think they're so good
i mean
with their music
it's so good
everything is so good
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04,
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i mean
with their music
it's so good
everything is so good
Apparently
"Ghost Town" was written about Coventry. Which, if you've ever been there, you'd agree with wholeheartedly.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04,
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nah...
there was a deeper meaning about racial discrimination etc, but i forgot it...
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04,
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wrote a term paper on them
(and the clash, sex pistols, etc)
it was aaaall about racism, and how much they hated thatcher
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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it was aaaall about racism, and how much they hated thatcher
hmm
I want to live in the UK... but alas, I am not so lucky
I'll take your word for it
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:06,
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I'll take your word for it
yeah
but when i saw madness live, and they were miming, i lost a bit of respect for them. they still rock though.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:06,
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They weren't when I saw them it was one of
my favourite gigs ever.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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only seen the specials
but I was a toddler...
edit: don't remember much... but I called them "Jumpy Band" and have been a fan ever since
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:08,
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edit: don't remember much... but I called them "Jumpy Band" and have been a fan ever since
I'd love to have seen 'em
Still next gig I'm going to will be the Dropkicks who also rock
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:11,
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I'm normally a hermit cos of my workload but nevermind
Bedtime now though bye
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:17,
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hi
just thought i'd let you know that we
have decided baby sam's middle name will
definitely be Rufus !
edit: best rock band of all time is led zeppelin. no question
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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have decided baby sam's middle name will
definitely be Rufus !
edit: best rock band of all time is led zeppelin. no question
I'm in such a good mood now
haha
edit: pretty much made my night
edit edit: few days. made my few days
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:17,
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edit: pretty much made my night
edit edit: few days. made my few days
sam rufus
erm... thingy... i forgot the surname... DAMMIT!
young?
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:09,
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young?
Led Zepellin
First band I saw live.
*wipes away nostalgic tear*
*dribbles with senility in corner*
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:17,
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*wipes away nostalgic tear*
*dribbles with senility in corner*
I've got a ticket stub for them
from some small venue in London. I have no recollection of the gig though. It was a very long time ago.
They must be about 90, bless em.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:02,
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They must be about 90, bless em.
seeing them in june
yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh look at my new tooth
*shows off*
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04,
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oh look at my new tooth
*shows off*
who?
mind you in a month im seeing
...And you will know us by the trail of dead
ace band name and fantastic new album
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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...And you will know us by the trail of dead
ace band name and fantastic new album
can you blame him?
i mean, this is green day we're talking about here.
not some band that isn't good.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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not some band that isn't good.
i was thinking the other night, to myself
right after i updated my myspace pictures and left some sweet comments.
anyway, i was sitting there looking at my green day poster, and i was thinking, "sometimes, maybe only once in history, a band comes along that is so good, that people aren't even capable of knowing how good." and i just know that green day is that band. and i know that on some level, everyone else knows that no one will ever be as good as green day.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:14,
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anyway, i was sitting there looking at my green day poster, and i was thinking, "sometimes, maybe only once in history, a band comes along that is so good, that people aren't even capable of knowing how good." and i just know that green day is that band. and i know that on some level, everyone else knows that no one will ever be as good as green day.
hahaha
Eerily, this sounds like half the papers I just handed back to a classroom full of college freshmen today.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:16,
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me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Yay the blood drops fit perfectly
I'm going to see them in june huzzah
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:01,
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ahem..
yes, sorry about all that
i've donated again as a penance
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:05,
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i've donated again as a penance
spazz
;)
we were just concerened, that's all. Friend in need and all that.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:09,
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we were just concerened, that's all. Friend in need and all that.
most kind of you, i must have been having a bad night - shouldn't have let it leak out onto the board though
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:12,
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it happens.. more than you might think. It's like Cheers though, (on a good day) here to make you feel welcome and wanted if we can
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:18,
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...
Look who's there, its randy Sandy.
Riding her horse, eating candy.
who does she see? just believe me..
its the famous Mahatma Ghandi!
Peace and love and understanding
These two together, that looks oustanding
Is she willing to help with his aid?
Or does Sandy just want to get laid?
Sandy my darling, talking about peace
Wouldn't you rather, copulate in Greece?
Greece greece greece, and STD's
Even your little horse is obese
no reason really...
Poll:
Should I make this a real song and flash animation?
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:56,
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Riding her horse, eating candy.
who does she see? just believe me..
its the famous Mahatma Ghandi!
Peace and love and understanding
These two together, that looks oustanding
Is she willing to help with his aid?
Or does Sandy just want to get laid?
Sandy my darling, talking about peace
Wouldn't you rather, copulate in Greece?
Greece greece greece, and STD's
Even your little horse is obese
no reason really...
Poll:
Should I make this a real song and flash animation?
i suggest, to the tune of half the world away
C F
Look who's there, its randy Sandy.
C F
Riding her horse, eating candy.
C Em Am Am7
who does she see? just believe me..
D Dsus4 D
its the famous Mahatma Ghandi!
and so on
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:03,
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Look who's there, its randy Sandy.
C F
Riding her horse, eating candy.
C Em Am Am7
who does she see? just believe me..
D Dsus4 D
its the famous Mahatma Ghandi!
and so on
Erhm...
YAY!!
Downloaded the mp3... sounds great! :)
This is very helpful, maybe I'll make a nice song out of it, the b3ta-randy-Sandy song!
(help still appreciated!)
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04,
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Downloaded the mp3... sounds great! :)
This is very helpful, maybe I'll make a nice song out of it, the b3ta-randy-Sandy song!
(help still appreciated!)
I'm breaking my fingers trying to find
Cnbsp; could you show me the tab for it?
Edit: durn your ninja editment.
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:06,
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Edit: durn your ninja editment.
you have to drop your trousers first
it requires an extra digit
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Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:07,
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it requires an extra digit
Very woo.
But that's not your address under #8, is it?
EDIT: Okay, so it's not. Damn, I can't come round and rape and murder you then.
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44,
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EDIT: Okay, so it's not. Damn, I can't come round and rape and murder you then.
at a guess
it'll be on the first page of google images on a search for driving licence
edit: AHA
www.hants.gov.uk/regulatory/images/drivlic.jpg
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:45,
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edit: AHA
www.hants.gov.uk/regulatory/images/drivlic.jpg
no
my real address is
10 downing street
london
for anyone who wants to come round and rape and murder me
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:47,
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10 downing street
london
for anyone who wants to come round and rape and murder me
the postcode
is teh giveaway. "LS1 1AA" is too good to be true, and turns out to belong to the Post Office themselves. And mebbe there really is a "123 High Street" somewhere, but it's not loinish.
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:50,
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I always imagined ninjas
to have the cold, inscrutable eyes of the seasoned killer; rather than the foppish, insouciant ones of Bertie Wooster.
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44,
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I'm bigger than you
so my opinion means more than yours.
And I say it's great, ergo I win.
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:48,
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And I say it's great, ergo I win.
mmm...
young ladies vomiting. Is there anything more lovely in this world?
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:48,
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and once again i shall reply with my most artistic representation of me drinking Irn Bru:
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Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:49,
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As a Scotsman I state that there is no drink quite like IrnBru...
and I mean that in a good way. I drink it on an (almost) daily basis.
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