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# McClaaaaaaaaane
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44, archived)
# OI!
......................oh yeah
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Bandwagon Ahoy...!!


My excuse. Clicketty click.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:54, archived)
# but they speak
so highly of you.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:58, archived)
# he hee
Gurm.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Apologies for quickness and dirtyness

Beattie in his Manchester United days
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# nice haha
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Very nice!
but a tad big for the board...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44, archived)
# yeah sorry bout that
I tried to get a balance between size and quality
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# it's a bit on the size side.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Did you try the
overlaying-black-bars trick? It'd crunch it down a bit, then you could link to the high quality one.
That said, it's an ace animation!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:51, archived)
# How would i achieve this?
is there a tutorial?, i generally lack knowledge of any sort
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Woo
Well done moses. :D nice animation.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 9:24, archived)
# I made this last night through insomnia
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# Can we have
the photo of you yet?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# seriously
time's a'wastin'
''''''
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Awww man I had nothing else to do

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Erm
I'm using my mums computer (yeah laugh at me) but I haven't got the router yet so I don't have a photo here yet. Although I can link you to an old photo on MSN.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Yes please.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Erm
Have the entire page...you can look at all my old and crap stuff while you're there I suppose:
groups.msn.com/Jonathanspicturebin/photoshopnonsense.msnw?Page=1
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Yaaaay?
Are you looking too? Not that I mind :)
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:47, archived)
# I shall be looking
WHEN IT FUCKING LOADS.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Erm
it didnt?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:49, archived)
# It's taking ages.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:50, archived)
# slower than the slowest thing i've ever seen.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:51, archived)
# I got it right away
When I checked if it was working :-S
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Can you just link
straight to the pic?
I'm getting bored.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:55, archived)
# OK here you go
This is me with Major Clanger:
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Yippee!
Sexy time!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:57, archived)
# agreed
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:59, archived)
# oh- not a stuffed animal
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:58, archived)
# yes, I was in the conversation, too
it did take foreeeeever

are you getting attacked by a stuffed animal?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:52, archived)
# That's Major Clanger.
He's just being friendly.
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:00, archived)
# I've been deprived of so much
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Never mind
There's plenty of time to catch up.

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/clangers/index.shtml
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:04, archived)
# "there's so much to learn!"
(-the aquabats)
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:09, archived)
# NEW from CuntComm
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(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
#
images won't load
better now.
and pfffftt!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# They all
404 for me...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# haha
very nice

reminds me of that aquateen hunger force episode.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# ...
woo
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Very Good :)
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# how about a rimming gmail invite?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:37, archived)
# don't do their marketing for them
let them buy some ads like everyone else
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# You have beautiful eyes.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
#
*nudges* icon egh? *nudges*
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# OMFG!
ROB!!!!!1!!!11!!one

i aint seen you before!

this is my first chance to call you a cunt over the internet!

muchos woo for b3ta, dude. like, really. its the whole reason im here valentines night. You are the epitome of the woo.

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Your name suits you, it seems.
=P
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:57, archived)
# cunt
(, Tue 15 Feb 2005, 0:44, archived)
# BUY BUY BUY!
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
3 please
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# wow
it has a built-in BED?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# handy
when you're waiting for the train.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:38, archived)
# French Olympic Team
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# that made me laugh


(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:31, archived)
# To provide balance:
This documents the 1938 England football team giving the Nazi salute.

edit: I support Scotland. Pity me.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Fucking hell
both pics are ridiculous
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Let's stop picking on the french and the Nazis
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# Well I never
that's not something you see everyda....hold on....
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:33, archived)
# I'm neither Frog, Pom nor Jock
your all nazis
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
# you mean you're
only a sheep-shagger then?

EDIT: [/comedy racism]
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Are you implying I'm Welsh?
I'd rather be French
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:37, archived)
# No,
was just going by the .nz domain in the link in your profile.

Although any country that produces a guy who directs "bad taste" and "brain dead" can't be all bad. Even if he did go on to do three boring, humourless overlong piles of crap.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# It's a good time to be Welsh
they are doing well in the 6 Nations

Wales vs Ireland is going to rock the casba

Maybe it will turn into a Dragon Ball Z all out super brawl?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# YOU'RE all Nazis
if your going to do it do it right
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:37, archived)
# Don't you mean
if YOU'RE going to do it right?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# your right
could it be surrender time?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
# ha Ha!
my sense of irony is sublime!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# no...
he means it in an 'if your going to do it do it right right do it with me' kind of way.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:44, archived)
# your so
beumgay
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:41, archived)
# I dont get it
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# It's a pop at me.


(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
# on the off chance you're reading, i hope
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:28, archived)
# There's no such thing as love
it's all bollocks bollocks BOLLOCKS.
edit: nice pic btw
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# you sir are a god.
WOO YAY and you may fill my hole.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:31, archived)
# the libertines broke your heart?
they broke my fucking ears

besides love isnt real. it was invented by clintons cards to make money
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# it's just chemicals...
dopamine...

love is just a bunch of... carbon, probably
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# In the same way
that time was invented by watch-makers.

Woo, Spaceshrew.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# so cards are a measure of love?
the more the merrier
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:39, archived)
#
Until Noobie Tuesday? Ooh, I can't wait
Thinks of last Tuesday...
shudders...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:35, archived)
# Slow night
Have an old pic.

Just 'cos I'm over-domo'd.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Is that a drawing
or one of them new fangled photomographic type things? Either way, tis rather woo
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# reminds me of my picture of me...

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:31, archived)
# you must think about such profound things.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# ....
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:33, archived)
# your picture of a redex?
edit sorry it's ok now
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:33, archived)
# nice
face

and nicely done
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
# Oooh
arty goodness
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:36, archived)
# Domo overload






Cos i havent had a good domo in ages
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:20, archived)
# weeeeeee
eeeeeeee
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:21, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:40, archived)
# Had to be done:









(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:23, archived)
# no.
it didnt.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:24, archived)
# who's to say what had to be done.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:24, archived)
# Tu9, apparently.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:26, archived)
# :0)
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:26, archived)
# ignorant n00b american wants to know
who's domo?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)
# *points to the moving dude above :0)*
and WOO FOR SKA!!!




*skanks*
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:28, archived)
# *joins in*
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:30, archived)
# giant online ska party!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# COME ON LETS GET WASTED
/pietasters
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:34, archived)
# thaaaaaaanks
many woos!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:30, archived)
#
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:28, archived)
# many thanks
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# And now I know
always wondered but never bothered to find out

/lazy
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:32, archived)
# domo?
domo is an evil weetabix, created by the japanese for porn movies. But he escaped and was on the news for a while, becoming famous on the internet whilst doing so.

The one above is an animated cartoon version of him.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# *spacks*
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:24, archived)
# **flees**
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:25, archived)
# ooh
i'm in a trance
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Not sure this new catflap is such a good idea


Yeah, I know...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# evil cat door
mwahaha
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:20, archived)
# yay evil
and paintmash
my two favourite things combined
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I believe that cat flap
makes your cat grow novelty valentines streamers

how romantic!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:26, archived)
# Sorry but, um...
well...

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Saw this in the White Rose Shopping Centre

Confirming my fears that giant stuffed bears are indeed child-eaters and are using Valentines day to take over the world. The fiendish, devious, cuddly bastards!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:16, archived)
# like the beefeater bear
in alan partridge?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# yikes!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I used to live there
*nostalgia*

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:22, archived)
# you lived in a shopping center?
awesome.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:24, archived)
# well,
nearby

and i got heckled by security for hobnobbing customers

(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)
# Thought you had learnt your lesson about Malls.
STAY AWAY!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:29, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# a bit late but

but Look Around You was on and then i got distracted
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:13, archived)
# but
but ?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:14, archived)
# CHEEKS!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# i was being an outboard motor actually
you and your filthy filthy mind !
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks, ants.
Thants.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:14, archived)
#
"And I had my period!"

Class.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# the funniest moment this season
was nicked from the first season
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:17, archived)
# What is 'Hi Fi' short for?

'High Figh'.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# hehe
i recommend seeing the first season, if you haven't already.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:26, archived)
# I have.
And it is better than the second, but that doesn't stop the second from being good.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:30, archived)
# Truly
WOO!
Shame about Nathan killing all the fun, though...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Great, leeds
Greeds

edit: beaten to it :(
edit:edit: twasnt as good as the 1st series :( the 1st one was so much more subtle
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Hahahaha
that entertains me muchly
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# Post a link
to it in his guestbook
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:17, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
#
and watch it disappear in 30 seconds or less. Maybe wait until he's sleeping...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# hehehe
that's good
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:27, archived)
# do any uber geeks know who's mug shot this board comes from?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:08, archived)
# It should be listed somewhere on
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:09, archived)
# No, but I found this:
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:10, archived)
# you are a winner !
that's the right one
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:11, archived)
# But who is it?
Hmmm. Google the date [13th Dec 1977]?

EDIT: Aaaah! It's the Bill Gates monster!!!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:12, archived)
# who is it? ! ?
are you mental ?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:12, archived)
# The bad hair stylings
put me off for a minute.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# ahem gates?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:13, archived)
# correct
what was levi's all about?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:15, archived)
# it was all a big
mistake!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:19, archived)
# ok
that's fine
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:21, archived)
# Looks like
the Gatester to me.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:14, archived)
# trying to look like John Denver
just to be cool.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# busey?
grant?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:10, archived)
# I've never heard
of Grant Busey, but he sounds like he fucks whore with his hair sticking up. Or was that Grant Nolte?
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:14, archived)
# i think they meant
gary busey or hu gh grant
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:16, archived)
# Yes
So do I.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:16, archived)
# we're in agreement then?
marvellous
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# the nolte pic
is amazing
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:18, archived)
# Happy V-Day from the Bis Bis
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:05, archived)
# Heheheh.
I love his cheeky grin.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:06, archived)
# woo
i luv teh biscuit

ps. does the blue guy have a name? =S
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:06, archived)
# i used to think it was biscuit
n the cap'n was called cap. cos he wears a cap. n it was like cap- 'n - biscuit. then i thought about it
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:30, archived)
# hurrah!~
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:07, archived)
# Killed by a broken heart
Hoopla
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:09, archived)
# class
although I really loved this one:

www.b3ta.com/board/4263233

woo, and yay!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:09, archived)
# hehe
nice one bisc'

*cough*differenceclouds*cough*
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:09, archived)
# Pimp my bride
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Gimp my Bride was better
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:06, archived)
# DOH!
Why didn't I think of that...

My hummus is at a all time low...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:08, archived)
# haha
*sings in childish manner*
youre marrying a whore
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:07, archived)
# look at the high beams on her!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:12, archived)
#
love the speedlines :)
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:14, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
i was going to do that!
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:31, archived)
# seriously
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Allow me to woo most whole-heartedly your pic,
and also say

DON'T DELETE THREADS, YOU FUCKING NUMPTY.
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:16, archived)
# And to think
that etiquette is a French word...
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:19, archived)
# deleting posts isn't nice :(

nice pic by the way
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Sorry, I slipped...
...wont happen again
(, Mon 14 Feb 2005, 23:28, archived)

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