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# Thanks for the support, all!
I feel like I'm getting into the swing of this comic lark.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I can't read your equation to check ;(
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# me either
/gcse blog
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:20, archived)
# x-cubed - 5 x-squared + 2 x + 8 = 0
Badger did it by plotting a graph in his imagination, but you may use long division if you like.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# x cubed minus five x squared plus two x plus eight equals zero.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
# badger?
you're quite obviously from swansea :-)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:26, archived)
# I am indeed.
I'm not fond of Badger myself, but was forced to listen to him for an estimated seven years in school.

And that was over three years ago, so Claims Direct won't lift a finger.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] does anyone remember this game??


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(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)
# yes, you'd put on the cock nose mask and throw hoops on the big grey cock ?
is that right ?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# no!
you cut the cups out of brassires and wear them over your face

:P
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# oh that game !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I know you play that one at home.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:13, archived)
# naturally !
get your whole head in one of mine if you put your mind to it.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:14, archived)
# I've got a size 7 1/4 head.
and your bra is miles away.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:16, archived)
# i'll post it special delievery.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Signed for?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:18, archived)
# always
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:21, archived)
# Memories !
I think it was called 'Snifty Snakes'. Great for under 8's or after 8 pints!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Obvious
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# whats this the 4th time now ?
and nearly all exactly the same.
still very welldone !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# microsoft
in my loft
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# funeral for a feline
 

 
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# the headz positions is all woo :-)
just a shame they don't look very Rock in check shirts.....

good pic mon frere:-)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# it's emo !
emos never look rock..more prickish.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Now, this is rock!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:52, archived)
# hahahaha that is wonderful !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:54, archived)
# There's lots more on the main site.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:56, archived)
# that is aweeeesome...
I would have laughed louder but my housemates are trying to sleep downstairs..

but a huge fuckin' woo anyway :-)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:04, archived)
# I think Litterbox were mentioned in the newsletter, years ago.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I've never heard FFaF, nor do I ever intend to.
 
I had quite a job finding a picture of them actually playing their instruments, rather than simply standing around posing.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:51, archived)
# OH SHIT
 

 
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:55, archived)
# better be playing smoke on the water !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I was thinking "Iron Man", but sure..
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# or maybe stairway.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Cute cat, stupid name.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Thanks!
Looks handy, we'll see.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:51, archived)
# woo!


yours is much more seamless tho :-)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Aww fanks, cookie?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Sorry, I eated it.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:17, archived)
# *turns speakers up to eleven*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Tooona fish...no bones!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:57, archived)
# elton !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Needs more frills and feathers.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:59, archived)
# then you'd be bordering on liberace
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# stevie wonder
judging by the head movements.

can you 'get' blind cats?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:05, archived)
# indeed you can.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# we shall have to bell the mice
so that the cats get a chance in the real world

role reversal etc :-)

p.s. do you not have to get up in the morning then...? fair do's if you are on the game and this is the only time you get to yourself, but where is MY tired uninterested streetwalking hussy?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:17, archived)
# hahhaha
i wish i was on the game, could do wit the money.

but no i just live a boring life, work on fridays, everyother weekend the boyfriends comes to stay and then the rest of the time i am bored shitless.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:23, archived)
# it's not difficult to go on the game
just introduce yourself to passing guys in the street and ask them if they want a good time.

then point at the nearest pub and say 'that'll be £19.99 please'
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i don't think i look quite round
and i doubt the boyfriend would be too pleased.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)
# actually let me check..
ah OK, you're not my ex wife. Just for a second there you sounded like her spitting image....
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got 3 stations so you owe me £100


bleh, feeble attempt, but i had to be done before bed!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Yeah, and miss 3 turns because the train's so cunting late
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Anna Kournikova
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# i'd do her still.*
*clicks*


*generic reply
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# wow!
Stacy Keibler was at the same thing. I love working with the hi-res photos
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# The carpet is ace to play with.
I found shortening her body quite hard, and I have just realised that I haven't included the layer with her chin shadow in it.

Too late now.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# when doing the big hands on small arm, wrists are a bugger for me.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:56, archived)
# it's still bloody brilliant.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Ahh!
Bless you!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# i feel like i'm in church.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Put your clothes back on then.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:17, archived)
# a bit huge but...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# More comic form experimentation ...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha. that is brilliant !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I'm enjoying these
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# these are great, you star!
keep it up!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)
# hahahaha
hatstand

woo!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Haha
Woo too yoou
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:06, archived)
# women's knickers !
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I can't see what you've done here..
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:38, archived)
# one word.
liquify.


next!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# wrong answer !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:40, archived)
# gah!
powergoo?

*struggling for dignity*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:47, archived)
# nopeeee
just get a big fuck off pic, cut the nose and mouth out etc then just resize it and paste em back on.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:49, archived)
# ah
you clever thing,

deek at me over-complicating things again ;)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:51, archived)
# the slack tongued mockney cunt
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# BINGO !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Havent I seen this* before?
*prolly something quite like this
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# first one of the slack tongued twat i've done.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Its a very shopped source.
I was probably thinking of the post below VVV
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# eee he got a big mouth
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha thats fab !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Michael Portillo himself!

edit: see?


(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun AND educational.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
#
naughty
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:31, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:33, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:33, archived)
# winner!
*clicks*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Outstanding
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# winner.
sans doute
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 3:22, archived)
# After all this time
this is still ACE!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 10:46, archived)
# hahaha
winner
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 11:43, archived)
# ...
You. To hell. Now.

*heheheheheh*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 12:16, archived)
# yay
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)
# GC
about three times over
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 20:06, archived)
# PISH
there where better than this in other compo entries, Unclicks
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I can't f*ckin believe it.
My friend and I have been going about the Jenga Twin Towers edition for months now. Grats on the FP
(, Fri 16 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Pay him or else
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:22, archived)
# could do with a sneaky cdc..but i like it !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# There is such a thing?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:33, archived)
# There's one hiding under your bed right now
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:37, archived)
# oo what about under my bed ?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Drop some Jacobs Crackers on the floor
it'll come scurrying out if it's there
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Okay, that's pretty sneaky.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:50, archived)
# For some reason, they never used this...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:20, archived)
# hahahahahahha !
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# i love this one!
I'm going to steal your idea
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# oo and do what ?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# post it on the internets, and become famous
and become a millionaire
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# everyone else had done that. it's gotten round faster than a bout of crabs.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:29, archived)
# like many an idea
from the fabulous writers on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:41, archived)
# really ?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Yep. So many great jokes come from that show.
I quote from 5 July 2004 episode, recorded in Salford, Humphrey Littleton: "Right, in this next round, the teams are going to delve into the world of real celebrities. The cult of the celebrity is everywhere, with many lending their image to the promotion of consumer goods. I noticed recently on my pack of sausages, a picture of Anthony Worral Thompson in his kitchen. Underneath it said 'Prick with a fork'..."
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:45, archived)
# fair enough
not something i've ever botherd with myself..so who knows.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:48, archived)
# you're missing out...
there's a reason why so many fab jokes come from that show... it's a comedy goldmine! although i'll admit radio 4 comedy in general is a bit hit-and-miss these days... but of course in the old days it originally introduced us to:

lee and herring's fist of fun
the league of gentlemen
the unknown paul merton appearing on Just a Minute in the 1980's
that mitchell and webb *sound* (SOO much better than their recent TV show)
on the hour (which became TV's "the day today", which launched alan partridge, chris morris etc.)
blue jam (became the brilliant 'jam' on TV, with chris morris, kevin eldon et al)
dead ringers (again much better in its radio days)

There are still some corkers on R4 to listen out for - Just a Minute and ISIHAC are still favourites of mine.

there are many more shows which found their feet on R4... i've just forgotten them due to all the red wine i've been drinking... can anybody help??
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:00, archived)
# if you're an only twin
read Stephen King's 'Dark Half'

it'll put the living fuck of christ on a fear bicycle up yer...

oh, and woo to pic ;-)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:27, archived)
# psh..peter cook book title/quote thing
never gotten on with stephen king's books..i just found them so tedious.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
# 'The Dark Tower'
Masterpiece
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# My ex was a 2nd tier fan...got the paperback the minute it came out
the hardbacks would have to be presents from someone else.

I read most of them if only cos she kept insistin on their fabulousness.

Normally I would retaliate by playing her some of my newly found metal music progeny. But in general at the time, my newly foung heavy metal progeny was found in her record box.

(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:32, archived)
# FP this!
what? oh!

WOO!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:30, archived)
# fucking
hell!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# It's ok, I'm black.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# oh god. brilliant reply.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:24, archived)
# You scored 10/10 on the Smoochable Scale
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:26, archived)
# NIGGER!
lol
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Oooooh yoouuuuuu! xxxx
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew it was him...


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In my sandwich, with a lethal slice of ham...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# is his jacket made from ham ?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:12, archived)
# yes
yes it is
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:13, archived)
# Isla Fisher


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More of this sort of thing
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# Fuck me,
she's still got it.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# *fucks*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:09, archived)
# you really are a pillar of the community ! going out your way to help others !
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# now do Isla Man
Isla Skye?


Isla Dogs?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:03, archived)
# bindun
www.lasiewski.com/non-wp-content/dogs/isla.jpg

edit: I got yer isla man pixelmash
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# so if a kiss on the lips will reward me with a hairy tickle...
what will I feel if I aim for penetration?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:06, archived)
# you scare me now
go away bad person! :P
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# aha, if I go for penetration of the face
then I know what I'm getting, cos I can see it first.

Now, how to persuade a pit bull terrier that it wants to give me sweet oral loving...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:23, archived)
# I'll...er... fish...'er
out of a crowded swimming pool for a bit of 'ows yer father...

...know what i'm saying?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] this b3tards uploader thing is the tits
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# ^this
needs a woo
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:16, archived)
# thankee , sir...
I integrated my skillz on Asymetrix 3d to get the orientation and pitch correct on the font with my Paint Shop Pro ability for the first time eva to do this...

unfortunately it was not actually all that funneh but Meh...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor poochy woochy
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# clever.
so clever it took me two looks to get it but Woo anyway
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:58, archived)
# When will they ban this senseless trade?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Never, so long as dominoes remains a popular pub game
er...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:02, archived)
# Think of the millions of wasps senselessly destroyed each year
by Peter Manley.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:05, archived)
# The two-headed, dart throwing MONSTER


that he is
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Haha!
Cool
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:01, archived)
# I'm so sorry


/edited for too near the knuckleness so a pea is a place holder
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# Go on Rob,
I know you're here somewhere. I dare you. I double dare you.

That's if you've got your mod rights back after last time...
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# no you're not
thats why you're here
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
# 'Spellcasting'
A-N-A-L-L-U-B-E
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Experimenting with the form of comics ...


(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:43, archived)
# Geraint is an amazingly interesting name!

plus, woooooo! and yey! i really like this (:
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:45, archived)
# he he
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# yay
mostwoo!! :o)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)
# does that say Gowerton?
or cowerton?

Nice either way :¬)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:47, archived)
# It says "Gowerton"
There are only two tales from Cowerton, and they've both been told by storytellers far more talented than I.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:49, archived)
# ah
my girlfriend used to work in Gowerton
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:18, archived)
# nice :-)
'the antici.......................................................................................................Pation'
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:55, archived)
# like it.
like it lots.

woo!
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 1:42, archived)
# errrr
had an idea come into my head after a very dull day so very badly sketched it in photoshop.

can you interpret it?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
# cor
i likes that!! :) its like a bottle of wine drinking the black stuff!! :o)
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:42, archived)
# That's really cool
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] yay for ps7


I'm just off to hull
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Damn, you did it better
well done sir
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:31, archived)
# thanks
you probably won't go to hell for your one
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:32, archived)
# nah probably not
Im going to hell for dead baby jokes though
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:36, archived)
# that comforts me
night all
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Risk
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:29, archived)
# mindpiss
^kind of
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:30, archived)
# nicely shopped
(, Thu 15 Mar 2007, 0:46, archived)

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