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# er
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# arf!
What are the chances of that? :o)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Svenno is focking fantastic
woo.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)
# well, if
she's desperate and he's curious...

i don't even want to think about that
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:32, archived)
# yes you do
else you wouldn't have posted it........you filthy beast......and the thing is, you really are thinking about doing 'em both !!!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:34, archived)
# Eeeeewwwwww
get those nasty pictures out of my head you bastards
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Please...
that's too much.

Even for me.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)
# hey, c'mon
there's no need for that. you've made me feel quite ill.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)
# there was a line
and over I went.

haha
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:40, archived)
# This
and the phrase "dogging" I heard the other day are just to much for me.

And that is REALLY saying someting.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)
# Oh come on Dave (not literally)
you know these make you laugh and you're probably writing em down for future useage.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Some maybe
but dogging just seems so WRONG!
I can even say hardcore anal rimming in a crowded cafe (and I have done so several times) but dogging... no!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Is that
even legal.
And even I'm not that desparate.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)
# spooky
;)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:34, archived)
# BIG HAIR club for men!


well.. i did SOMETHING with the image..
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# ewww
you added a wee stain ;)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)
# it's
not that small
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:28, archived)
# because fnord wanted it :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahhhahhhahhaah
woo
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)
# hehehehehehe
that's just what i was imagining.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)
# the coolest guy in the rap group!
they call him sticky fingers..
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:46, archived)
# Finally I have the
Elvis Gallery up and running.
Could you let me know if all the links work ok and the images are loading.
I've done some but my 56k modem is getting on my nerves.
Cheers for all those who have sent me and Elvis and I look forward to getting some more.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# I love your designs
really brings your pages to life.......excellent.

Nice pics on there too, ahem, mine, ahem, yay.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Thtas why everything
takes me so bloody long.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)
# oh shsssssssshhhhhhh
get broadband.

:)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:45, archived)
# Still loving
Elvis for Hummus.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)
# 9 does not carry on
.. but rest fine
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)
# Cheers,
should be sorted now.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)
# Heh - glad sorted
done that sort of work as a living (testing)..

But you need a sub to come to brighton b3tam meet - I will help you out K?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)
# Cheers,
thats good of you but I'd rather not come than borrow 'cos I'm shite at paying people back. You'd hate me and I would be guilty.
I expect I'll manage though, I want to come.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:53, archived)
# i may be stupid
read free and nice to ya.

oi insane enuff to do that sometimes
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 1:19, archived)
# woo
so many good ones! I like spassmonkey's, and pep's and all of them :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)
# hurrah!
for the elvis gallery (i will do one soon, honest)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)
# mailed
ya
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:41, archived)
# Got it,
thats lovely. I'll put it up soon mate, cheers.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:47, archived)
# Right thats it..
B3TAN BRIGHTON BASH
November
Bar that is open till 1 AM.
Desks and PA system

All welcome and me and Agent V have space for at least 3 b3tans to stay. plus loads more b3tans in brighton and.. it's brighton - fun town.. need I say more?

OK who's up for it (will be a saturday)???

PARTY!!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)
# As long as its after
the fifteenth (thats my pay day) put me down for a night out.
Waheey!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)
# 15'th of nov?
well aiming close to star so most get paid.. but i'll loan ya if you coming..
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Near
payday is good.
I'm crap at keeping money
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:50, archived)
# You should
whack it in the pub scheduler, else I'll forget. But definately maybe
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:32, archived)
# confirmed date (ie pub)
will go in scheduler..
now advance warning.. as it be..
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:42, archived)
# Lack of hummus + vodka = bandwagon



distinct lack of 'sisterhood' there, I feel.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)
# Vodka
Doth = Hummus! :)
bleauurrrrrrrrrrrr
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)
# Aha, a woman's touch
and this famous quote - 10 points to anyone who can tell me where it's from.......

"you have a womans' purse !!!"


{edit } - KINELL !!! - You're all very good - didn't think you'd get that one !!!! - woo to B3TA and it's humurous inhabitants {edit }
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)
# you
have a womans hand, my lord!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# Blackadder.
Edit: Captain something or other...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# Blackadder II
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# you have a womans bottom, my lord
yup blackadder II

and it was TOM BAKER - the best Dr Who ever.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Best guest
on This Is You Life too.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# too
easy...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Is that not joey with his handbag
in Friends?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Except me
I'm a retard
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:28, archived)
# don't be downhearted
probabilities dictate that someone has to be.....just feel ashamed that tonight it is you.

Haha........sorry.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)
# No you're not
that's the funniest of the lot! : )
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)
# i agree with you
Joey did have a womands purse in one episode - 'The One With Joey's Bag'

Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)
# Yebbut
DYTIUTA?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Hehehe
That took a me a second to work out.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:33, archived)
# actually
me too - nice abbreviation, anacronym or whatever they are called.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:36, archived)
# 'lo there from me and my cousin Palle...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14, archived)
# Is that
Sting?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:15, archived)
# erm...
hahahaha...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)
# It is
it's the new police album cover.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# welll
hellloooooooo
He looks none too impressed there.

Do you do that tantric for hours and hours thing...?
/lech
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:22, archived)
# Gee.. 8)
Yep, we do, but later we'll go and get pissed..
might help on our mood
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:26, archived)
# hahahah
sting still looks like a dirty boy who just got a webcam :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)
# .•.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:08, archived)
# bandwagoneering
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:07, archived)
# Do I comment
Do I?
Perhaps no.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:08, archived)
# if it's about a droubt of a kind
I only recently put a stop to my 3.5 yr droubt
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:09, archived)
# I laugh
at your drought.

Why oh why oh why oh why did I move to Liverpool? A city I find so unattractive!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11, archived)
# you're a fool.
anyone moving to liverpool is a fool. i am leaving the day after tomorrow. i cannot wait.

but at the same time i am a fiercely proud scouser. i don't understand either...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:12, archived)
# you are a big enigma
contradiction girl then !
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14, archived)
# that's women for you
.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:15, archived)
# So true
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)
# I see the odd nice lass here and there
but they are never single and dating a guy who has just discovered fire and stone implements.

*edit*
You better be real scouse and not plastic to say that too!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14, archived)
# born and bred
thank you very much.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)
# DO
You steal wheels off cars?
/stereotype!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Wheels is so retro
They do the whole car now.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:18, archived)
# nah
can't sell the wheels for much. stereos are much better.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# Must Ask
Why Triple? What have you done twice?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# we've just covered this.
down there
|
v
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)
# have a quick spaz
it's at the bottom of the thread about swallowing.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)
# I see a pattern here...
Merseyside police up the policing levels in the city centre.
Unicorn goes to London.

Connection?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# cheeky bugger
.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)
# That's me! :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:27, archived)
# can I post again?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fuckin' 'ell - I can well believe it.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11, archived)
# Is that
that fucked up dude who's never been laid in his life?
ok so I've watched it a few times!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:23, archived)
# hasn't he?
i can see why. the voice would be a total turn off.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:30, archived)
#
you mean he'd get past stage 1, the looks?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)
# i wouldn't, personally
but looks ain't everything
(, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:08, archived)
# he probably
has some surprising toys though, to help him with the laydeez...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:44, archived)
# bwaaahhaaha

Yes
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:25, archived)
# Hey baby...
I'll wok your world!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:07, archived)
# I just wanna say
I appreciate good puns......so w and y and a h
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# Ta koit -
I think you're my only fan...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# No
the other personalities in my head like you too.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Who says you need to potty train?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58, archived)
# Me likes
...The image! I like the image!





phew
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:06, archived)
# /bandwagon

evening!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:56, archived)
# yo
and now I simply have to jump on the bandwagon - I tried resisting but the walls have crumbled.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58, archived)
# woo!
found out (4 th hand) that Big Bob Bee is tops!
one day m8 ;)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00, archived)
# aye Big Bob Bee kicked arse at the top of the charts
see www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/koitvote.htm

so woo to BBB !

Explain the chain that led you this news !
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01, archived)
# well vik told me,
and some other smelly b3tan told her
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:04, archived)
# Alreet!
In my finest northen stylee (forgive me, it's snakebite night!)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59, archived)
# no it's not, we're
not on till the end of sept....:o)

shameless plug
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Ahh..
'round these parts, that's called "Diesel" :p
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:06, archived)
# hey witchy
do you know leeds goths?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:19, archived)
# these days, no,
unfortunately....work and family means we can only do one night a month and hope lots of fun people turn up, which 99% of the time they do....had to redesign the poster tonite 'cos of wankerage at last month's night....grr....
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:31, archived)
# oh
just wondered if you knew louise in Leeds. she's a girlfriend of a friend...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:38, archived)
# hmm,,,,
sunderland louise...check!
dublin louise...check!
leeds louise....eeh-uuh :)

if she gets up to Snakebite I might know her face though.....
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:43, archived)
# i know a louise in leeds
she isn't a goth though
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:49, archived)
# woo pickle!
how's college going?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00, archived)
# getting better every day! (today we drew seashells and wood!)
but a couple of us had a 'no one's talking , let's introduce ourselves' sesh today.
that broke the ice ;)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# not drawn any willies yet ?
?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11, archived)
# That'll be
next year.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:12, archived)
# woo and
yay!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01, archived)
# LMFAO
or whatever its called :D

funny FUNNY funny FUNNY
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:06, archived)
# how
do!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:11, archived)
# Kittys love empty boxes too...
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:53, archived)
# if you close the box
is the cat still there then?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# hmm
if a tree falls in the forest and no-one's there to hear it did it happen?

Let's ponder this....




oh sod it lets not....
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# If a man speaks
and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:58, archived)
# and more importantly
is it alive or dead? or just asleep?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# it is neither alive or dead
until you open the box.

or some such bollocks
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:59, archived)
# EMPTY BOX!
now with free dead kitten!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)
# It's
both dead and alive simultaneously.

Schrodinger devised the experiment to demostrate how pointless and bizarre it all was.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:05, archived)
# does that mean
you've got two kittens?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:12, archived)
# Schroedingers Cat
is about quantum physics, until you observe it it could be either dead or alive as far as you know. But you can't say which. So it is existing in both quantum states at once or neither depending how you look at it, but once you do look at it it becomes one state or the other and the other temproal field collapses.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:21, archived)
# I think
The kitten gets bored and wanders off while no-one's looking.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:35, archived)
# not as good as Pavlov's cat:
"Day 1. Rang bell. Cat fucked off.
Day 2. Rang bell. Cat scratched knee out of trousers, then fucked off"

I love eddie izzard, me.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:52, archived)
# haha
simple and joyous !
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Fin?

nuf sed
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Just
searched for "kitten mouth" in google image search.
That's one hell of a kitten in the first result!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:50, archived)
# Jebus!
That's one big, bald kitten!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:08, archived)
# something for the weekend?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Anybody
Point me towards the oriinal FatKidAlfTee Pic?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:53, archived)
# see below
or I could mail you a psd file.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:54, archived)
# Ahh
fuckit, too pissed look, dan at noiz dot co dot uk. Cheers Bud! :)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Mailing
now
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Cheers
K
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:14, archived)
# It's
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:57, archived)
# Thank You Messer Bucket
:)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:02, archived)
# Excellent
stuff!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:54, archived)
# oop, I thought that
pic of me with the horn on hadn't escaped....

</fleece>
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:54, archived)
# yay Rogan!
If you have any nice pis you have ina wallpaper size, you should send em to the b3ta paper blogger.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# wheresatden?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:01, archived)
# yes
I have loads, but I'm very disorganised. I'll sort it out (eventually)
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] What I read as a kid
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:46, archived)
# can one of you fine
nutters body of people direct one to the interweb location of a PSD of that there svenno? Can't be arsed to start choppin' this time of night......
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:44, archived)
# I could mail you one
?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:48, archived)
# that'd do me, songmeister
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# on its' way
.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:53, archived)
# woo!
muchos....
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# Whilst you're at it
could some lovely, lovely person find me a decent mugshot of Robert Harvey (of The Music fame)?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:51, archived)
# Oh, and
why can't I think of anything funny to do with this?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:53, archived)
# Its a message from beyond the stars
Wheee, knob gags!
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:43, archived)
# crop circles are just the aliens that have stayed on earth saying to their mates
when come back - bring pie
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:49, archived)
# And nice pies
they are too. They are pies based in PI.
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 22:55, archived)
# I aint eating
a pie shaped like that
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:00, archived)
# not even if it was full of cream
and custard?
(, Fri 13 Sep 2002, 23:16, archived)

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