Oh, the puns!
And while I'm here, here's one from the archives:

( barnesy, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 16:23, More)

I'll forgive moo if you'll forgive me.

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 16 Jun 2017, 15:08, More)

Hole-Stein

( LS18, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 11:16, More)

I've bought a cow and I have called it 'Boris'

( Ninj, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 12:30, More)

Moobacca

( Ninj, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 15:30, More)

Here is the moos.

( Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 16:08, More)

but this one is up close...

( Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 9:44, More)

A rustic reskin of Minesweeper

( monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 21:41, More)

Krang's human suit was less problematic

( monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 22:40, More)

( Captain Howdy, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 17:12, More)

Don't cross the creams!

( Captain Howdy, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 17:11, More)

Cow Asaki

( LS18, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 11:15, More)

(Alligator, Fri 16 Jun 2017, 17:58, More)

nice rack...

( Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jun 2017, 16:21, More)

sorry


just getting it out of my head
( arniie 18 years a b3tan this year!, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 16:06, More)

veal love is for... er...

(ozof, Tue 20 Jun 2017, 9:03, More)

The Argentinian Leaping Cow and Badger

Distantly related to the Squatting Pig and Mongoose, this interesting animals is found only in Scotland and Fiji, and lives solely on a diet of ants and milk. During the leaping season, which lasts for four hours, thousands of these happy creatures get sucked into aircraft engines.- from Dr. Fegg's Encyclopeadia of All World Knowledge, by Michael Palin and Terry Jones.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 10:59, More)

miserable shit

(ozof, Sun 18 Jun 2017, 1:05, More)

heavy-duty from archive

( LS18, Sat 17 Jun 2017, 22:18, More)

Crackling!
also, here's some old rubbish for t'compo...


( revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 16 Jun 2017, 22:17, More)