Pineapples

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 20 Jun 2013, 0:01, Reply)

Replace sporting goods with animals
a kitten basketball, monkey tennis rackets, racoon shuttleocks, iguana boxing gloves
go wild
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)

visual representations of film quotes
don't name the film, don't mention the quote, just represent it in pictures and see who can guess what it is!
( Smash Monkey ....before turning the gun on herself, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 13:37, 2 replies, latest was 2 hours ago)

Celebrities in jail
What with everyone famous being sent to prison, what other people can we accuse of committing a crime (allegedly)? What would the court case be like? How would they cope behind bars?
( The Silent Channel This is Steve's slice!, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Lego Movies
With the teaser trailer for the new 'Lego Movie' out,

here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EqtEPrO5Z4

Open up photoshop and show us the influence Lego could have in other movies
( The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Real Photo Meme Cosplay Extravaganza!
- Dress up as your favourite b3ta meme, act out their preferred stance and take a picture
- Post picture
- ...
- Profit!
( mediocre approves, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 9:15, 4 replies, latest was 4 hours ago)

ya know that top tips thing that's on here
www.b3ta.com/questions/toptips/

why not illustrate some of these
( Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

This week I would very like
For you's to take me into the b3ta bunker!

It can be as topical or memememy as you like. Old friends or new in the background. Display, explore and abuse your proud b3ta heritage.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 16 Jun 2013, 23:12, 1 reply, 3 days ago)

Cows
have we done cows yet?
( Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 13:53, 1 reply, 1 week ago)

Shit X-Men
I think it's unfeasable that genetic mutations only result in cool super powers like invulnerability, telekinesis, wings and the ability to breath fire.

It stands to reason that for every useful, cool mutation there are countless useless, shit ones, such as a bloke with the ability to read the minds of frogs, or the power to identify different biscuits in the dark. Edit: Or one who can turn into a fish, but without the ability to breath underwater.

You see where I'm going with this?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)

Solving the energy crisis

(augsav <3, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Longer/Shorter limbs
After thousands of years we've evolved pretty successful body parts, but what if our arms and legs were longer/shorter? Would it be a help or a hindrance?
Photoshop the advantages (Playing Darts would be much easier) and the disadvantages (you'd need a bigger bath), or just spend the week shopping people with funny proportions!
( HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Inappropriate Career Crossovers
Former armed forces personnel without degrees will be fast-tracked into teaching in England under a new government programme. Imagine that !! As well as this, what other career changes would cuase chaos and / or amusement? Boot up photoshop and show us.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-22798200
( The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

modern day fairy tales
Classic fairy tales but in a modern world. Probably ruined by health and safety...
( Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 22:13, Reply)

You know those movie posters that Olly Moss designs?
why not see if us b3tans can do them?
Or have movies been a bit overdone?
ollymoss.com/
( Ya What? G.L.E.N.H.O.D.D.L.E.I.S.H.A.V.I.N.G.A.G.O.A.L., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Icke TV
David Icke wants a TV channel devoted to conspiracy theories. What would it look like? Who would advertise on it? Would Colgate introduce a new Truthpaste? Would Heinz boast of their Area 51 varieties? Put on your tinfoil hats, close the curtains and 'shop Icke TV.
(Tribs likes ketchup, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Down with this sort of thing!
With everyone from bin men to Turkish park lovers out protesting at the moment, your challenge is to 'shop demonstrators and their placards, either vastly improving their message or making them look as ridiculous as possible.
( h3donist zoinks!, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Colour in The Lizard!
Send in your coloured pictures of the famous Cornish penninsula.
( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Make movies more like video games
Some people say that modern films are too much like video games, but how could they be made even more like games?

eg www.b3ta.com/links/Batman_vs_Bane_fight_from_The_Dark_Knight_Rises
( monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Tue 4 Jun 2013, 17:37, Reply)

The Book of b3ta.
Each post must follow the previous to form a story. The final tale will be displayed as a page by page epic by some clever coding bod, preferably with curly page corners and animated page-turns. Or on an HTML page (more likely).
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 23:54, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Star Trek Star Wars
J.J. Abrams is doing both. Imagine if the two universes collided, how awesome would that be? Show us in the form of a picture or animation!

I'm really just suggesting this to push down the blatant trolling of the image challenge suggestion page below. Don't all fucking rush to thank me or anything.
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 21:18, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Blatant trolling of the Image Challenge Suggestion Page
Open up photoshop and show us what it could look like.
With hilarious consequences.
( The Great Architect B3ta: Challenges from twitter hashtag games since, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Shop weird old photos
lots here to play with
bloodyantlers.com/
( HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 14:27, Reply)

board games in unlikely situations
Infiltrate the real world or tv/film with classic board games i.e.
b3ta.com/board/10969662
( HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Star Wars Doctor Who!
We'll need a new Doctor Who now. Show us how it can be Star Wars!
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 22:50, 8 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

murder

( mictoboy page 4, Fri 31 May 2013, 22:17, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Shit that students/hipsters buy

( Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 31 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)

what if you could weld wood?

( mictoboy page 4, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:32, Reply)

underwater movies
set your favourite movie under the sea.
obviously the little mermaid doesn't count
( mictoboy page 4, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:31, 2 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)

what if politicians weren't cunts?

( mictoboy page 4, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:30, Reply)