i'm really sorry

( RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:05, More)

Another q+d.

(Cakie So very tired..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:04, More)

took far too long, I love this joke though

( Damien's Hearse, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:03, More)

What is small, brown & sings in trees?


Had another go with an even pooer joke
(Mr Wimble, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, More)

What he said...

In the words of Fleetwood Mac, 'Oh Well'!
( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Thu 22 Feb 2007, 0:02, More)

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:52, More)

Bindun?

( The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:51, More)

not worth 2 separate threads...(or arguably 1 thread)
night all
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, More)

thought i'd squeeze two more of these out before i got to bed

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:50, More)

Not getting any better


Oo I just thought of another one. Not sure its worth it though.
( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, More)

Compoast...

( PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:43, More)

Two goldfish in a tank

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:37, More)

Did you hear about the fortune teller who left his hand down his wife's knickers?


*runs, again*
( Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:36, More)

...

( le brian, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:29, More)

What's blue and fucks old ladies?

*edit* see my profile if you're wondering
( Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:24, More)

There once was...


There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it."
(Mr Wimble, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:15, More)

I should stick to writing...


However, stick figures are somewhat safe to play with...
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:12, More)

A man walks into a pub
And says to the barman "A pint of lager and a packet of
helicopter flavoured crisps please".

The barman says "I'm sorry, we don't do helicopter flavour".

The man replies "Ok then - I'll have

"
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:10, More)

so the manager says, "and what do you call this act of yours?"
"and what do you call this act of yours?" 

 
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02, More)

Quick n dirty for teh compo

( Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 21 Feb 2007, 23:02, More)