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This is a link post Macropolis

(, Fri 17 Oct 2025, 6:55, Reply)
This is a link post I wanna rock right now

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This is a normal post I like this

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I really liked
the 4 handed bit at the end
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are they smurfs?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post do you think they've ever explored each other's bodies?

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice,
but not eveeything it seems if you know how scratching works...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post We've truly entered a cultural golden age.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
This was a headline on the BBC's main site earlier...

(the fart bit, not the golden age bit)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Her expression says it all.

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Eggy

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Silent but deadly

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post This is the weather.
A lovely melancholy song
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:44, Reply)
This is a link post A toadstool playing the keyboard


(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever did this ...
must be a "fun bloke" to party with!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Vocals by Myah Celia

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No cap

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a spore pun

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 13:59, Reply)
This is a link post street name could be chilling prophecy, his last words, or the paramedic's condition report
either way it's easy to get swept up in it

Man dies after being hit by Leicester council road sweeper


(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 4:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you use the Silent Generation Death Watch?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, The Actually Silent Now app

(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably not the driver's first brush with the law.

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This is a normal post Taxi!

(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Bristling at the thought of this

(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Boomer Death Watch I made this!
Tracking Baby Boomer deaths courtesy of Wikidata.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 2:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Not-OK boomer

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
hello
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, that notorius boomer
Novatus Rugambwa, Tanzanian prelate of the Catholic Church
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me he’s ok

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have bad news for you...
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I am so glad he and Joseph Urusemal,
former president of Micronesia, are evidently burning in hell. What a fantastic resource.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post prelate of men's pants
more like!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello you cunt

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hi

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
Every generation
Blames the one before
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought Geocities died years ago...

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you didn't save the whole site to a zip drive?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I found that quite an interesting portal.
Not sure why it just needs to cover boomers, though. I'd rather a more generalised Wikipedia Death Watch.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be more helpful when you have to update the phonebook

(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:06, Reply)
This is a link post Bit of history


(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 8:54, Reply)
This is a link post The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the trailer and thought it looked good,
but the full film is basically 20 minutes of the same 4 or 5 jokes which don't get any funnier, sadly.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^

(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The Onion has really lost its mojo since the real news turned completely bizarro and robbed them of their USP.
The whole fixation about Epstein being a peado is lazy as fuck, technically inaccurate, detracts from the noncey shit he was actually doing, and indirectly harms attempts to make genuine paedos seek help before they potentially go on to offend.

The Stranger published a pretty decent article about it all a few years back. Labelling him a paedo is almost like claiming his actual crimes weren't sufficiently noncey, which is utter bollocks.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That article was interesting
What's the difference between a paedo and a nonce?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Nonce' has become synonymous with child molestation
But technically, any kind of offence that would put you at risk of getting murdered by your cellmate would make you a nonce. Pretty much any offence involving a child, sexual or otherwise. Sex offences in general. Convicted coppers are all massive nonces, too. Fucking a dog would be considered pretty noncey too, I bet.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That didn't help much
But i like the idea that getting murdered by your cellmate could be prevented by bringing up a technicality.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I was told by someone who'd been working in prisons that it stands for
"Not on normal communal exercise"
Which makes sense, but I'm not planning on looking up if it's correct.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Golden rule of etymology
It’s almost never an acronym
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post If you want to be really strict about it...
Paedophilia is a sexual attraction towards children that are not physically mature enough to have sex (prepubescent), single digit ages and a bit older
Sexual attraction towards children that are emotionally immature but not physically immature is something else, and there’s your nonces
AFAIK, Epstein's victims were the latter and he wasn't a paedophile
I can live with paedophilia being used to refer to both things by most people (not psychologists and law enforcement etc.) though because "actually, it's not paedophilia" is often used to diminish the severity of sexual abuse of underage children / minors, or just fancying them, or the disgusting things tabloids used (?) to publish before famous minors' 16th birthdays
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it goes a bit deeper than that.
Like the article says, it's almost 'natural' for heterosexual men to have some level of lizard-brain sexual attraction to females once they begin to present as being fertile/pubescent. It's our moral/cultural compass that decides at what age that sexual attraction becomes appropriate (18 in the UK, currently).

Being attracted to infants is something completely different. It's much more of a psychological disorder than an issue of morals. There is absolutely no evolutionary explanation for paedophilia. It's simply a case of having a faulty brain. I'm sure there are a few proper fucking wrong 'uns out there who revel in their paraphilic tendencies (Savile, Watkins, etc). But I suspect that most paedos arent paedos by choice - especially if the 1 in 50 figure is accurate.

Either way, whether its infants or adolescents, it's only really an issue of you make the choice to act on those urges. And that's always a choice.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post infants can generate considerable and sustained suction power until they're weened
food for thought
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the AI :
"The main clinical terms are:
Pedophilia - Sexual attraction to prepubescent children (typically under 11-13)
Hebephilia - Sexual attraction to pubescent children (typically ages 11-14)
Ephebophilia - Sexual attraction to mid-to-late adolescents (typically ages 15-19)
These are defined by the age/developmental stage of the individual the person is attracted to. Pedophilia is recognized as a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-5, while the other terms are less formally classified but used in clinical and research contexts."

Seems there is more than I knew about. Who thought the definitions could be so nonced, sorry I meant nuanced.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post While I’m sure there’s medical advantages in splitting hairs like that
I’m ok with lumping them all in together more generally as at the end of the day they’re still fucking kids.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a nonce regardless of whether the kid you're fucking is 5 or 15.
But you're fucking mental if you think the two are otherwise comparable.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was more satirising the raft of expose style docos than comment on epstein

(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Discussion about what level of noncery is socially acceptable.
Ladies and gentlemen, /links!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh look!
It's an expert on the subject from /talk.

What happened? Did you get a Google alert for "fucking kids"?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, 'I know you are, but what am I?!'
This place never disappoints!
(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Making you feel uncomfortable? Too close to home?

(, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post it is a bit of a red flag
remember that noncepunch guy, rabidrodent whose qotw stories involved him screwing minors?
he was well up on the age of consent in different countries
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 2:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I come to /links for sensible and nuanced discourse regarding sex crimes.
Noncery nuancery, if you will.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post "You can now get paid to fold your laundry
as long as you're willing to film it"

In case OnlyFans isn't working for you
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *gets sora to generate endless videos of clothes folding*

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a shame that Woody Allen features in so much of her back catalogue.
I'd have seen a lot more of her stuff, otherwise.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel the same about Mia Farrow films.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post True, Allen made plenty of appearances in Mia's back catalogue.
And Dylan's. Allegedly.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
But at least with her we still have the work she did with Polanski.
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Huw would like everyone to know that he hates paedos so much that he definitely 100% isn't one. In fact he so manifestly isn't one that he draws the line at watching Woody Allen films. Particularly Manhattan, he definitely doesn't relate to the the Allen character in that one. No sir!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brave of you to assume that I hate Woody Allen because he's a paedo.

(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post he's overlooking your rampant antisemitism, isn't he?

(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure Allen kicked it all off, actually.
I recall feeling an instinctive reaction of disgust when i first saw him on the telly as a nipper. I felt the same way about Savile too, though. Maybe I just have the gift.
Either way, I think 'Casual Anti-semitism' is probably more accurate. Apart from the Israeli settlers. I'd love to kick a few of them to death.
(, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Michael must be heartbroken
He’s now lost Buster and Diane
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he still has Ronan

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post Avril 14 on a pedal steel.
I've heard a pedal steel many times yet never heard of it.

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 5:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That works better than I expected
I went down a bit of a rabbit hole of "wtf even is pedal steel" a few months back, and it looked like it would completely break my brain if I tried to learn it.

This is a really good intro to how "this is simple, but complex at the same time" the instrument is:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbSL92Kz1Y
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I didn't know that they had knee levers.
How to change chords with your knees.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice
Those harmonics too.
I would like to have a go on one someday.
(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They're fiendish to play
All the pedals and knee stuff.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 6:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked into buying one once
I didn't realize that they were so pricey.
Heavy in weight too.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Still more practical than a Blasterbeam.
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This is a normal post I've never seen heard or seen one of those.
Good for sound effects i suppose.
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This is a link post Casablanca: extended cut


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This is a normal post That was excellent

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Never heard of it

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post but you've smelt it

(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No comment
Lest i implicate myself in any future accusations of having 'dealt it'.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Lofty's expression makes it
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This is a link post I've found my people


(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news!
lol
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a Rambling Syd Rumpo bit come to life?

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Viv Stanshall on the soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERvVpud43ds&list=RDERvVpud43ds&start_radio=1

Pub games mentioned in this:
- Jumping on faces
- Catching the javelin
- Heading the shot
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL isn’t murder hilarious?

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on who the victim is.

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's difficult to feel sympathy for a baby rapist
- but you do you
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
You’ll understand if I don’t have a great deal of sympathy for him.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be inconsolable when Fritzl carks it.

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This is a normal post Who said anything about sympathy?
I’m against murder and I’d rather he spent the rest of his pitiful life rotting in a cell.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose you want Josef Fritzl to receive a gold medal and round the clock personal care?
You sicken me.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than Hitler

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This is a normal post And thats Godwin's

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He was a family man who loved his daughter.

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This is a normal post Yeah, I mean, murder bad and all that
But I'm afraid I still had exactly the same reaction as I did when Charlie Kirk got splattered all over the floor.

Oh well.
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This is a normal post no, unless it's clown murder

(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no laughing matter

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This is a normal post
It's Lee, Lisa, Faye and Claire that I feel sorry for.
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This is a normal post I don't believe you.

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This is a normal post Alright, Richard Wilson

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright, Ron Burgundy

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This is a normal post That's the reunion tour fucked, then.

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And the tribute band out of work

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This is a normal post Lost Profits

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This is a link post Just a bunch of tossers
Jolly film about the stone skimming World Championships from a few years back.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent

(, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post NZ is almost entirely devoid of decent skimming stones
trufax. Some South Island rivers maybe ok
(, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post 'Three-day Haribo binge put me in hospital'
Mr Rimmington was diagnosed with acute diverticulitis, sudden inflammation and infection of the large intestine and needed to be hooked up to IV drips to flush out his system.

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge


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This is a normal post Daily medication for life....
On top of all the wasted NHS resources...
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post TBF
By the look of him the blood pressure meds were probably necessary beforehand.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I don't think that was the result of the sweets alone...

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
This guy was on TV recently for a migrant thing. Seems like he's a bit desperate for attention, if not a complete fucking idiot.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post Art's art artfully articulated... NSFW

(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 5:28, Reply)
This is a link post This must be a thing
but I have no idea what this thing is
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Neat, looks like group voguing
There's a sizeable queer scene...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRh4fxTLOs
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post World Order popped up again after a few years break
Genki Sudo back too

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStQG3QLNf4
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This is a link post Doom music meme
I giggled at the fact someone did this.

- YouTube


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This is a normal post I wasn't wondering how long it took
I was wondering, "Do slugs poop?"
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:34, Reply)

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