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This is a link post Doppelganger by Flip Beckmann
Saw these guys supporting Jim E. Brown in April and they've just released their first single.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim E Brown live at the Seabright Arms.
youtu.be/AQHWDst0Ng0?si=UvKVX1bE5iPd_JPe

Here's Jim E. Browns set from that night.
I'm delivering him a beer at 6.50.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Where's MY kebab?
A very Scottish story
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post In case you missed it in the Guardian today
Worth watching all the way through. I bet his doesn't blow away into the neighbours garden.
(strongp, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
That's one thing I'd love to be able to do but I couldn't afford the amount of time in A&E that it would require!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it the black and white, the classical piano or the inappropriate clothing that makes it high art?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Romantic, impressionist
Classical?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jul 2025, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you're one of those romantically trained musicians.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 30 Jul 2025, 0:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
Bit buster keaton
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 29 Jul 2025, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Esher and Penrose
I had no idea that the lives of these two greats had overlapped. With hindsight, it's obvious.
Two parter.
(Pompey Monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 22:45, Reply)
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Not sure if this is homage or cynical exploitation for TV.
I'm leaning towards the latter.
 (Pompey Monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Killing a sheep to eat it is OK
Does anyone know what they did to it? Were Chupacabras involved or was it just the Welsh thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Jul 2025, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post Pink torpedo...


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost certain to be shit
but gonna watch it just in case it's not.
 (Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 28 Jul 2025, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That's my thought as well.
I mean, how could they improve on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 20:13, Reply)
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By turning it up to 12, of course.
 (Pompey Monkey, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this trailer yesterday...
..And thought they already did some sequels, but I guess all the TV movies/tour documentaries don't count.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't like all the celeb cameos, feel like that's a mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The original had its fair share,
they were just playing different characters.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post First time I saw it, my enjoyment was completely ruined when Archie Hahn from Whose Line Is It Anyway? showed up.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if this will live up to the level of great sequels that Blues Brothers 2000 reached?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't help but wonder
if they made the joke about one of them dying before or after one of them actually did
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it was before

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't aware that Trump was still doing acting gigs.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 29 Jul 2025, 16:42, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Lehrer has gone died

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post :'(

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Got to be honest, I assumed he already had.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He had a good run, and remained a class act until the end

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad times :(

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, sad
Long life and talent
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Gone Lehrer

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's good news for all of my dead friends.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Came here to post this exact same link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The pigeons finally got him!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 2:33, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-(

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 28 Jul 2025, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how his corpse was discarved?

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 7:17, Reply)
This is a normal post But there may be many others
Buried somewhere in Harvard.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I had never heard of this person until today.
I enjoyed his ditty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 28 Jul 2025, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Get all his stuff immediately
it's all legally free, because he was nice like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 15:42, Reply)
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tomlehrersongs.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tom Late-r

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Jul 2025, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post The Lovely Mrs Wizard paints three golden-hour scenes from Japan I made this!
It makes me very happy when she paints, because I know that's when she's at her best.

These three were done in fairly quick succession. It's been a good week :)


You can buy prints if you like her work, or just click the button specifically designed for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Hippo escapes in Thai zoo
One member of staff was injured.
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 15:22, Reply)
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bennyhillthis.com/?v=MSEFdyYNh3k
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:22, Reply)
This is a link post A tune
I liked it
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Her autobiography
Is pretty great. And scary. Great & scary.
 (annexia, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just been listening to Christine and the Queens (very nice)
similar energy, also very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 2:35, Reply)
This is a link post "AI music designer"
given a record deal, because apparently bland AI slopcore is the future of music
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Music Designer'
Fuck's sake.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still a little optimistic for the arrival of good AI tools for music and art,
but as far as I can tell we're still a long way off from that, which seems odd, given the hype.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What would a good AI tool do?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe create and tinker with brushes, create contextual tools like a simple rule-following saturation brush or a texture clone that has some contextual 'understanding' of angles and perspective and shadows...
or for music, maybe virtual performers/arrangers to force otherwise dull sequences in the style of X, and to make virtual instruments and fx that are truly infinitely tweakable.

Nothing I want requires general intelligence AFAIK. I wouldn't want to own a slave. I don't want my easel or tape recorder to have self awareness.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Your chances of signing a nazi by accident
must massively increase if you're doing A&R in the world of AI.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post aye

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 7:56, Reply)
This is a link post Contender for best Onion article ever
What's yours? Let us know in the comments after you've clicked like and subscribed!!
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years


 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 0:16, Reply)
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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
Sometimes satire is the best way to make a point.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 1:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 100% of people who watched this didn't click like
It only takes a second and really helps this channel
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 2:05, Reply)
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Holy shit man walks on fucking moon
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't fucking believe it
There's a man on the fucking moon. Holy shit!
Pretty fucking good, that one.
 (Pompey Monkey, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I generally find Onion headlines/articles
to be about a tenth as clever as they think they are, and a hundredth as funny.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So, cleverer and funnier than you then!
zing!!! *fist pump* (but not in that way)
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 2:38, Reply)
This is a link post Markseal NSFW

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Ok, I missed the perfect screenshot by a few seconds and had to shop this but...
Click for bigger (61 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Good
But no 55378008.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Long way to go before 5318008 though

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Rolled past 250k
Tens of thousands of women who use an app called tea, which is also rife for misuse, have had their government issued id's, selfies used to 'verify', along with all posts they've made and where they were geographically (GPS) when posting.

www.rstreet.org/commentary/the-top-app-spills-tea-and-user-verification-ids/

Rife for fraud, identity theft & other safety/privacy concerns
 (Farty Funkhouser, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 9:51, Reply)
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Don't worry... the government will fix this by giving us all digital id's... then leave the briefcase with a full list of names and addresses in a park frequented by frottagers.
 (swank, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo

(Farty Funkhouser, Mon 28 Jul 2025, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post First Ozzy now this. Next week's image challenge given his meme heritage?
...though I don't quite know why this is a bbc live story being updated
Hulk Hogan: Wrestling legend dies aged 71


 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 24 Jul 2025, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post His corpse is going to rip open and a fresh hulking is going to emerge.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/board/11419643
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok that does make sense
Though I hear he really doesn't like being watched (/videoed)
 (dyllon nice beaver., Thu 24 Jul 2025, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhat eclipsed by Ozzy
RIP Chuck Mangione
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0207AzNZGY
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post One of Epstein’s lawyers snuffed it this week too.
Just saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Coincidence?
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab band to see live

(Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Joyous

(Covid69 Boris variant., Thu 24 Jul 2025, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post Well, I guess South Park is back NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It never went away.
The beauty of South Park is that it has an absolutely endless supply of material. It basically writes itself.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post “1 of 50”

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 5:20, Reply)
This is a normal post any way to watch this without a youtube account?

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Now TV, Paramount Plus
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 25 Jul 2025, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ah bugger

(sticklebrlcks 🍎, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.dailymotion.com/video/x9nk32q
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They are doing god's work.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 26 Jul 2025, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry to be a downer but as a yank...

...it was a bit low-brow IMHO and lacked the actionable message that Kyle often brought in the end. It just depicted more unsettled chaos and came off as a parody of South Park itself.

It's harder to find monkey poop flinging like this funny as the very real and wide-spread consequences of our Christo-fascist administration, greedy corps, and tech-bros playing Caesar, becomes more dire and affects regular people in more horrific ways. Even the Daily Show reboot doesn't hit the same.

We should also feel bad that Satan hasn't fostered the self-confidence to find his way out of abusive relationships.

~DK (Super-Special Signature)
 (I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I watch(ed the whole) cartoon online. If it seems lowbrow it's because it's showing America a mirror.
I liked it a lot. Sadam is back! Loads of nice little touches of continuity and some fun theological stuff. Mr. Broflovski heralding the coming of Superman Christ. Kenny complaining he can't understand wtf Jesus is saying. Cartman unable to cope with a world run by Cartmans. PC Principle defeated. Jesus, having been sued, warning that the president can do anything he wants. This is peak South Park!
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I liked the cheapness of the tiny tiny willy.
Looked like a little finger with an elastic band wrapped around it. Because it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It was ultimately defeatist when people are looking for hope and drive to fight the current administration.

Trey and Matt are billionaires so they can do more than draw Trump with a tiny dick. That doesn't change minds. They can afford lawyers and lobbyists to actually change things.

It's also not a mirror of all Americans. I never thought all Brits were idiots when they passed Brexit because I'm not an yokel xenophobe.

~DK
 (I helped save b3ta! DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 27 Jul 2025, 23:55, Reply)
This is a link post Velocipede NSFW I made this!
Velocipede enthusiasts and how to address them. NSFW due to a solitary naughty word.
(Chuffley, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This prompted me to do some reading
And I now know there's such a thing as a dicycle, which apparently can be prone to a phenomenon called "gerbilling". My learning for the day is done!
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Explains the Velo-dog
The Velo-Dog was a pocket revolver originally created in France by René Galand, son of Charles-François Galand in the late 19th-century as a defense for cyclists against dog attacks. The name is a compound word composed of "velocipede" and "dog".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velo-dog
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 10:54, Reply)
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If I was out on my Velocipede and I shot a dog with my butter spreading gun instead, would that be enough of a faux-pas that I'd have to leave the Polo club in shame?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Elephant and pony, you'd be reduced to water only.

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Despite the low energy of the round, a suicide case was recorded where a woman shot herself twice in the temple with a .25 (6.35 mm) Velo-dog revolver before succumbing.'
Fuck me. Top points for determination.
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Or lazy police work
"... we have therefore concluded that she died of suicice after shooting herself in the head, twice."
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 24 Jul 2025, 13:49, Reply)

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