1 votes so far today on /links
Nice,
but not eveeything it seems if you know how scratching works...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 23:03,
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Celia Imrie farts and owns up, like a true lady.
Celia Imrie breaking wind on Celebrity Traitors called ‘TV gold’ by fans
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 14:48,
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This was a headline on the BBC's main site earlier...
(the fart bit, not the golden age bit)
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 22:26,
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This is the weather.
A lovely melancholy song
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 20:44,
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Whoever did this ...
must be a "fun bloke" to party with!!!
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 9:20,
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street name could be chilling prophecy, his last words, or the paramedic's condition report
either way it's easy to get swept up in it
Man dies after being hit by Leicester council road sweeper
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 4:40,
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Do you use the Silent Generation Death Watch?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 7:05,
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yep, The Actually Silent Now app
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 11:20,
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Probably not the driver's first brush with the law.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:11,
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Bristling at the thought of this
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 17:02,
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Boomer Death Watch
I made this!
Tracking Baby Boomer deaths courtesy of Wikidata.
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Ah yes, that notorius boomer
Novatus Rugambwa, Tanzanian prelate of the Catholic Church
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:08,
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Tell me he’s ok
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:48,
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I have bad news for you...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:34,
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I am so glad he and Joseph Urusemal,
former president of Micronesia, are evidently burning in hell. What a fantastic resource.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:58,
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Every generation
Blames the one before
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:47,
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I thought Geocities died years ago...
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:59,
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You mean you didn't save the whole site to a zip drive?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:00,
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I found that quite an interesting portal.
Not sure why it just needs to cover boomers, though. I'd rather a more generalised Wikipedia Death Watch.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:24,
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The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 22:07,
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I saw the trailer and thought it looked good,
but the full film is basically 20 minutes of the same 4 or 5 jokes which don't get any funnier, sadly.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47,
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The Onion has really lost its mojo since the real news turned completely bizarro and robbed them of their USP.
The whole fixation about Epstein being a peado is lazy as fuck, technically inaccurate, detracts from the noncey shit he was actually doing, and indirectly harms attempts to make genuine paedos seek help before they potentially go on to offend.
The Stranger published a pretty decent article about it all a few years back. Labelling him a paedo is almost like claiming his actual crimes weren't sufficiently noncey, which is utter bollocks.
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That article was interesting
What's the difference between a paedo and a nonce?
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'Nonce' has become synonymous with child molestation
But technically, any kind of offence that would put you at risk of getting murdered by your cellmate would make you a nonce. Pretty much any offence involving a child, sexual or otherwise. Sex offences in general. Convicted coppers are all massive nonces, too. Fucking a dog would be considered pretty noncey too, I bet.
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That didn't help much
But i like the idea that getting murdered by your cellmate could be prevented by bringing up a technicality.
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I was told by someone who'd been working in prisons that it stands for
"Not on normal communal exercise"
Which makes sense, but I'm not planning on looking up if it's correct.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:46,
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If you want to be really strict about it...
Paedophilia is a sexual attraction towards children that are not physically mature enough to have sex (prepubescent), single digit ages and a bit older
Sexual attraction towards children that are emotionally immature but not physically immature is something else, and there’s your nonces
AFAIK, Epstein's victims were the latter and he wasn't a paedophile
I can live with paedophilia being used to refer to both things by most people (not psychologists and law enforcement etc.) though because "actually, it's not paedophilia" is often used to diminish the severity of sexual abuse of underage children / minors, or just fancying them, or the disgusting things tabloids used (?) to publish before famous minors' 16th birthdays
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custard, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:55,
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I think it goes a bit deeper than that.
Like the article says, it's almost 'natural' for heterosexual men to have some level of lizard-brain sexual attraction to females once they begin to present as being fertile/pubescent. It's our moral/cultural compass that decides at what age that sexual attraction becomes appropriate (18 in the UK, currently).
Being attracted to infants is something completely different. It's much more of a psychological disorder than an issue of morals. There is absolutely no evolutionary explanation for paedophilia. It's simply a case of having a faulty brain. I'm sure there are a few proper fucking wrong 'uns out there who revel in their paraphilic tendencies (Savile, Watkins, etc). But I suspect that most paedos arent paedos by choice - especially if the 1 in 50 figure is accurate.
Either way, whether its infants or adolescents, it's only really an issue of you make the choice to act on those urges. And that's always a choice.
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infants can generate considerable and sustained suction power until they're weened
food for thought
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:34,
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According to the AI :
"The main clinical terms are:
Pedophilia - Sexual attraction to prepubescent children (typically under 11-13)
Hebephilia - Sexual attraction to pubescent children (typically ages 11-14)
Ephebophilia - Sexual attraction to mid-to-late adolescents (typically ages 15-19)
These are defined by the age/developmental stage of the individual the person is attracted to. Pedophilia is recognized as a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-5, while the other terms are less formally classified but used in clinical and research contexts."
Seems there is more than I knew about. Who thought the definitions could be so nonced, sorry I meant nuanced.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:06,
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While I’m sure there’s medical advantages in splitting hairs like that
I’m ok with lumping them all in together more generally as at the end of the day they’re still fucking kids.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:23,
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You're a nonce regardless of whether the kid you're fucking is 5 or 15.
But you're fucking mental if you think the two are otherwise comparable.
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I think it was more satirising the raft of expose style docos than comment on epstein
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:55,
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Discussion about what level of noncery is socially acceptable.
Ladies and gentlemen, /links!
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Oh look!
It's an expert on the subject from /talk.
What happened? Did you get a Google alert for "fucking kids"?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:10,
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Brilliant, 'I know you are, but what am I?!'
This place never disappoints!
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it is a bit of a red flag
remember that noncepunch guy, rabidrodent whose qotw stories involved him screwing minors?
he was well up on the age of consent in different countries
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 2:23,
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I come to /links for sensible and nuanced discourse regarding sex crimes.
Noncery nuancery, if you will.
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"You can now get paid to fold your laundry
as long as you're willing to film it"
In case OnlyFans isn't working for you
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 12:09,
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Well la-di-da
An ethereally self-aware comedy genius: the loss of Diane Keaton is devastating | Peter Bradshaw
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2kindsofherring, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 6:05,
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It's a shame that Woody Allen features in so much of her back catalogue.
I'd have seen a lot more of her stuff, otherwise.
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True, Allen made plenty of appearances in Mia's back catalogue.
And Dylan's. Allegedly.
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But at least with her we still have the work she did with Polanski.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 10:50,
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Huw would like everyone to know that he hates paedos so much that he definitely 100% isn't one. In fact he so manifestly isn't one that he draws the line at watching Woody Allen films. Particularly Manhattan, he definitely doesn't relate to the the Allen character in that one. No sir!
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 10:50,
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Brave of you to assume that I hate Woody Allen because he's a paedo.
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he's overlooking your rampant antisemitism, isn't he?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:39,
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I'm pretty sure Allen kicked it all off, actually.
I recall feeling an instinctive reaction of disgust when i first saw him on the telly as a nipper. I felt the same way about Savile too, though. Maybe I just have the gift.
Either way, I think 'Casual Anti-semitism' is probably more accurate. Apart from the Israeli settlers. I'd love to kick a few of them to death.
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Michael must be heartbroken
He’s now lost Buster and Diane
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:26,
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At least he still has Ronan
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 15:24,
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Avril 14 on a pedal steel.
I've heard a pedal steel many times yet never heard of it.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 5:41,
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That works better than I expected
I went down a bit of a rabbit hole of "wtf even is pedal steel" a few months back, and it looked like it would completely break my brain if I tried to learn it.
This is a really good intro to how "this is simple, but complex at the same time" the instrument is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrbSL92Kz1Y
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LP, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:17,
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Cool
I didn't know that they had knee levers.
How to change chords with your knees.
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Very nice
Those harmonics too.
I would like to have a go on one someday.
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They're fiendish to play
All the pedals and knee stuff.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 6:45,
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I looked into buying one once
I didn't realize that they were so pricey.
Heavy in weight too.
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I've never seen heard or seen one of those.
Good for sound effects i suppose.
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Casablanca: extended cut
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 23:15,
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That was excellent
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:24,
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but you've smelt it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 0:19,
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No comment
Lest i implicate myself in any future accusations of having 'dealt it'.
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Brilliant
Lofty's expression makes it
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 21:58,
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Is it a Rambling Syd Rumpo bit come to life?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 22:24,
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Needs more Viv Stanshall on the soundtrack
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERvVpud43ds&list=RDERvVpud43ds&start_radio=1
Pub games mentioned in this:
- Jumping on faces
- Catching the javelin
- Heading the shot
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 8:38,
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I always said LostProphets was music for nonces
Oh dear.
Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack
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It's difficult to feel sympathy for a baby rapist
- but you do you
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:42,
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You’ll understand if I don’t have a great deal of sympathy for him.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:45,
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Who said anything about sympathy?
I’m against murder and I’d rather he spent the rest of his pitiful life rotting in a cell.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 19:00,
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I suppose you want Josef Fritzl to receive a gold medal and round the clock personal care?
You sicken me.
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Yeah, I mean, murder bad and all that
But I'm afraid I still had exactly the same reaction as I did when Charlie Kirk got splattered all over the floor.
Oh well.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 22:14,
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no, unless it's clown murder
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 1:05,
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That's no laughing matter
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:24,
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It's Lee, Lisa, Faye and Claire that I feel sorry for.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:42,
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Lost Profits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 5:17,
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Just a bunch of tossers
Jolly film about the stone skimming World Championships from a few years back.
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NZ is almost entirely devoid of decent skimming stones
trufax. Some South Island rivers maybe ok
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simbosan is too tired, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 14:53,
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'Three-day Haribo binge put me in hospital'
Mr Rimmington was diagnosed with acute diverticulitis, sudden inflammation and infection of the large intestine and needed to be hooked up to IV drips to flush out his system.
Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 9:23, Reply)
Daily medication for life....
On top of all the wasted NHS resources...
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TBF
By the look of him the blood pressure meds were probably necessary beforehand.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:46,
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This guy was on TV recently for a migrant thing. Seems like he's a bit desperate for attention, if not a complete fucking idiot.
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This must be a thing
but I have no idea what this thing is
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:38,
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Neat, looks like group voguing
There's a sizeable queer scene...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksRh4fxTLOs
(, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 5:25, Reply)
World Order popped up again after a few years break
Genki Sudo back too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStQG3QLNf4
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 9:30,
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Doom music meme
I giggled at the fact someone did this.
- YouTube
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 2:11,
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I wasn't wondering how long it took
I was wondering, "Do slugs poop?"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:34,
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