hello
(unclepillsSixty 25th of Decembers, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 8:41,
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Ah yes, that notorius boomer
Novatus Rugambwa, Tanzanian prelate of the Catholic Church
(OctoI ruin everything., Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:08,
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Tell me he’s ok
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:48,
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I have bad news for you...
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:34,
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I am so glad he and Joseph Urusemal,
former president of Micronesia, are evidently burning in hell. What a fantastic resource.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:58,
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prelate of men's pants
more like!
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:07,
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Hello you cunt
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:09,
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hi
(sticklebrlcksthat's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 10:14,
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Every generation Blames the one before
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:47,
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I thought Geocities died years ago...
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:59,
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You mean you didn't save the whole site to a zip drive?
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:00,
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I found that quite an interesting portal.
Not sure why it just needs to cover boomers, though. I'd rather a more generalised Wikipedia Death Watch.
(monkeonschmonkeon, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 16:24,
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That would be more helpful when you have to update the phonebook
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 14:06,
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I saw the trailer and thought it looked good,
but the full film is basically 20 minutes of the same 4 or 5 jokes which don't get any funnier, sadly.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 16:47,
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The Onion has really lost its mojo since the real news turned completely bizarro and robbed them of their USP.
The whole fixation about Epstein being a peado is lazy as fuck, technically inaccurate, detracts from the noncey shit he was actually doing, and indirectly harms attempts to make genuine paedos seek help before they potentially go on to offend.
That article was interesting
What's the difference between a paedo and a nonce?
(dyllonnice beaver., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:10,
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'Nonce' has become synonymous with child molestation
But technically, any kind of offence that would put you at risk of getting murdered by your cellmate would make you a nonce. Pretty much any offence involving a child, sexual or otherwise. Sex offences in general. Convicted coppers are all massive nonces, too. Fucking a dog would be considered pretty noncey too, I bet.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:36,
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That didn't help much
But i like the idea that getting murdered by your cellmate could be prevented by bringing up a technicality.
(dyllonnice beaver., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:51,
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I was told by someone who'd been working in prisons that it stands for
"Not on normal communal exercise" Which makes sense, but I'm not planning on looking up if it's correct.
(tarka_dallLike normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 6:46,
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Golden rule of etymology
It’s almost never an acronym
(LP, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 16:01,
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If you want to be really strict about it...
Paedophilia is a sexual attraction towards children that are not physically mature enough to have sex (prepubescent), single digit ages and a bit older Sexual attraction towards children that are emotionally immature but not physically immature is something else, and there’s your nonces AFAIK, Epstein's victims were the latter and he wasn't a paedophile I can live with paedophilia being used to refer to both things by most people (not psychologists and law enforcement etc.) though because "actually, it's not paedophilia" is often used to diminish the severity of sexual abuse of underage children / minors, or just fancying them, or the disgusting things tabloids used (?) to publish before famous minors' 16th birthdays
(custard, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 19:55,
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I think it goes a bit deeper than that.
Like the article says, it's almost 'natural' for heterosexual men to have some level of lizard-brain sexual attraction to females once they begin to present as being fertile/pubescent. It's our moral/cultural compass that decides at what age that sexual attraction becomes appropriate (18 in the UK, currently).
Being attracted to infants is something completely different. It's much more of a psychological disorder than an issue of morals. There is absolutely no evolutionary explanation for paedophilia. It's simply a case of having a faulty brain. I'm sure there are a few proper fucking wrong 'uns out there who revel in their paraphilic tendencies (Savile, Watkins, etc). But I suspect that most paedos arent paedos by choice - especially if the 1 in 50 figure is accurate.
Either way, whether its infants or adolescents, it's only really an issue of you make the choice to act on those urges. And that's always a choice.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 20:41,
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infants can generate considerable and sustained suction power until they're weened
food for thought
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:34,
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According to the AI :
"The main clinical terms are: Pedophilia - Sexual attraction to prepubescent children (typically under 11-13) Hebephilia - Sexual attraction to pubescent children (typically ages 11-14) Ephebophilia - Sexual attraction to mid-to-late adolescents (typically ages 15-19) These are defined by the age/developmental stage of the individual the person is attracted to. Pedophilia is recognized as a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-5, while the other terms are less formally classified but used in clinical and research contexts."
Seems there is more than I knew about. Who thought the definitions could be so nonced, sorry I meant nuanced.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 9:06,
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While I’m sure there’s medical advantages in splitting hairs like that
I’m ok with lumping them all in together more generally as at the end of the day they’re still fucking kids.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 11:23,
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You're a nonce regardless of whether the kid you're fucking is 5 or 15.
But you're fucking mental if you think the two are otherwise comparable.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 12:21,
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I think it was more satirising the raft of expose style docos than comment on epstein
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 22:55,
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Discussion about what level of noncery is socially acceptable.
Ladies and gentlemen, /links!
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:54,
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Oh look!
It's an expert on the subject from /talk.
What happened? Did you get a Google alert for "fucking kids"?
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:10,
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Brilliant, 'I know you are, but what am I?!'
This place never disappoints!
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 16:05,
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Making you feel uncomfortable? Too close to home?
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 19:40,
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it is a bit of a red flag
remember that noncepunch guy, rabidrodent whose qotw stories involved him screwing minors? he was well up on the age of consent in different countries
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Oct 2025, 2:23,
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I come to /links for sensible and nuanced discourse regarding sex crimes.
Noncery nuancery, if you will.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Thu 16 Oct 2025, 8:29,
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It's a shame that Woody Allen features in so much of her back catalogue.
I'd have seen a lot more of her stuff, otherwise.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 6:51,
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I feel the same about Mia Farrow films.
(Covid69Boris variant., Sun 12 Oct 2025, 9:05,
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True, Allen made plenty of appearances in Mia's back catalogue.
And Dylan's. Allegedly.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 9:58,
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But at least with her we still have the work she did with Polanski.
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 10:50,
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Huw would like everyone to know that he hates paedos so much that he definitely 100% isn't one. In fact he so manifestly isn't one that he draws the line at watching Woody Allen films. Particularly Manhattan, he definitely doesn't relate to the the Allen character in that one. No sir!
(After you my dear AlfonseNo. After you., Mon 13 Oct 2025, 10:50,
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Brave of you to assume that I hate Woody Allen because he's a paedo.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 15:52,
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he's overlooking your rampant antisemitism, isn't he?
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 14:39,
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I'm pretty sure Allen kicked it all off, actually.
I recall feeling an instinctive reaction of disgust when i first saw him on the telly as a nipper. I felt the same way about Savile too, though. Maybe I just have the gift. Either way, I think 'Casual Anti-semitism' is probably more accurate. Apart from the Israeli settlers. I'd love to kick a few of them to death.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 21:14,
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Michael must be heartbroken
He’s now lost Buster and Diane
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 13:26,
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At least he still has Ronan
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 12 Oct 2025, 15:24,
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That works better than I expected
I went down a bit of a rabbit hole of "wtf even is pedal steel" a few months back, and it looked like it would completely break my brain if I tried to learn it.
This is a really good intro to how "this is simple, but complex at the same time" the instrument is:
Pub games mentioned in this: - Jumping on faces - Catching the javelin - Heading the shot
(garoldyou're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 8:38,
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LOL isn’t murder hilarious?
(jonbobloves you, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:24,
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Depends on who the victim is.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:27,
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It's difficult to feel sympathy for a baby rapist
- but you do you
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:42,
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You’ll understand if I don’t have a great deal of sympathy for him.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:45,
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I'll be inconsolable when Fritzl carks it.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 18:59,
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Who said anything about sympathy?
I’m against murder and I’d rather he spent the rest of his pitiful life rotting in a cell.
(jonbobloves you, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 19:00,
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I suppose you want Josef Fritzl to receive a gold medal and round the clock personal care?
You sicken me.
(Smegg WallaceThe O.G. Q.R., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:05,
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Worse than Hitler
(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:15,
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And thats Godwin's
(hoppitygoestotownThe temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 21:42,
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He was a family man who loved his daughter.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 22:09,
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Yeah, I mean, murder bad and all that
But I'm afraid I still had exactly the same reaction as I did when Charlie Kirk got splattered all over the floor.
Oh well.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 22:14,
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no, unless it's clown murder
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 1:05,
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That's no laughing matter
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 22:24,
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It's Lee, Lisa, Faye and Claire that I feel sorry for.
(VicJameson: fucking internet virgins since, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 20:42,
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Daily medication for life....
On top of all the wasted NHS resources...
(Farty Funkhouser, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:22,
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TBF
By the look of him the blood pressure meds were probably necessary beforehand.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 10:46,
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Yeah, I don't think that was the result of the sweets alone...
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 13:46,
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This guy was on TV recently for a migrant thing. Seems like he's a bit desperate for attention, if not a complete fucking idiot.
(ohidunno, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 16:26,
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(FeralCatManUnusual disease collector., Sat 11 Oct 2025, 2:11,
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I wasn't wondering how long it took
I was wondering, "Do slugs poop?"
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 4:34,
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