I'll explain..
EXT: A quaint English cottage in the Autumn. A disgruntled farmer carrying a shotgun emerges.
MAN:
Urgle-argle-urgle.
The man levels his shotgun at a Smoke Detector lying in the well-trimmed lawn before the cottage.
MAN:
Urgle-argle-urgle.
BANG! The shotgun ends the life of the defenceless alarm.
THE END.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:10,
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pfft
he should get one you hold the button down for 2 seconds after its gone off and it stays off for like 20 mins.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 16:15,
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would you
want to get up every 20 minutes to shut the fucking thing off?
shotgun seems to be a mild, yet effective, way to deal with the problem.
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if its going off every 20 minutes
Locate fire and extinguish
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:38,
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or turn teh toaster off......
or use a shotgun on the defective lump of shite! :)
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Pfft!
Try telling the insurance company that when your house burns Down.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 22:22,
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