There was a fucking big spider on my wall last night
I went to get a glass and a bit of paper to put it outside and when I came back it had gone!
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:30, Share, Reply)
I went to get a glass and a bit of paper to put it outside and when I came back it had gone!
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A few years ago, blearly-eyed and stoned
I lifted the sheets of my bed about midnight on a school night, and right in the middle was a fucking huge spider - almost like those above. I gave it legs, so I spent about the next hour turning my bedroom upside down to get the fucker out.
I didn't kill it though, because I'm nice.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:33, Share, Reply)
I lifted the sheets of my bed about midnight on a school night, and right in the middle was a fucking huge spider - almost like those above. I gave it legs, so I spent about the next hour turning my bedroom upside down to get the fucker out.
I didn't kill it though, because I'm nice.
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I came home drunk one night got into bed and found a house spider on my pillow
I punched it to death
that's the difference between being drunk and being stoned.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:49, Share, Reply)
I punched it to death
that's the difference between being drunk and being stoned.
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I had a moth land on my mouth in the dark in bed
Not pleasant. I was probably stoned then though in all honesty.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:53, Share, Reply)
Not pleasant. I was probably stoned then though in all honesty.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:53, Share, Reply)
Man up pick the bugger up
I currently have a big emo spider which I keep rescuing from the bath only to find it's back there again. "Leave me alone I want to die here."
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:37, Share, Reply)
I currently have a big emo spider which I keep rescuing from the bath only to find it's back there again. "Leave me alone I want to die here."
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:37, Share, Reply)
It was too fast
That's the frightening thing.
Those buggers are like Linford Christie...
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:42, Share, Reply)
That's the frightening thing.
Those buggers are like Linford Christie...
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 23:42, Share, Reply)