"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"
Dun geddit?
In other news did you hear about the ballon boy?
Ostracized from normal kids he was sent to a special inflatable school, filled with inflatable teachers, inflable desks, even inflatable black boards.
Then one day he couldn't take any more of this air filled rubber sham, cracked and went on a rampage with a pin popping anything he can see.
He's let the teachers down,
he's let the school down and worst still he let himself down.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:34,
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*RTs*
*forgetting the 140-character limit*
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 9:41,
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Hmmm. There's a version of that somewhere that's funny.
But not that one: Pins burst balloons, not deflate them.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 10:43,
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See this is why the other kids won't invite you to their birthday parties anymore.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:09,
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I thought that was because of the court order?
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 27 Jul 2015, 11:16,
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