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This is a normal post I think that elephants should be charged more by airlines
as they are heavier than dogs and take up more than one seat.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will be levying a tax on Dumbo's feather.
Also there will be a tax on implausibly big ears.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do magic feathers have CAA type approval?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Air travel is a symptom of our sick capitalist economy destroying the environment.
My transport secretary will be recruited from that fine and noble activist group Plane Stupid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you just have flying pachyderms nationalised?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now you're talking sense.
Would you like a seat in my shadow cabinet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if I have a chance to test some of my bizarre economic and social theories.
We are certain to be elected after all.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not all that keen on democracy and elections TBH.
The stupid electorate often gets it wrong, they are too easily swayed by the right wing media conspiracy. My tens of millions of supporters will rise up and after a peaceful (for those on the right side, at least) coup, I shall assume power.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me. I'm in.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stealth tax on royalty.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should certainly be charged extra for taking a large trunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post And they'll have to have their tusks removed
It's illegal to transport ivory
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Aug 2015, 19:04, , Reply)