Yeah well, my very distant bacterial ancestor used to scare the bejeezus out of another single-celled organism in the primordial soup
which would then go on to be the direct ancestor of what would eventually become goats.
And my very distant ancestor somehow imprinted this into the DNA of the single-celled organism which would eventually lead to goats, which is why goats can have the shit scared out of them.
Chew upon that. If you actually have teeth. Real teeth.
/convoluted reposte blog
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:36,
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I am in awe* that such comedic talent does not have its own Channel 4 series
*genuinely
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 16:02,
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