Well, she has to shift 16oz bags of 'activated' cashews
at $21 apiece www.moonjuiceshop.com/shop/1495/activated-cashews
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 15:53,
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Toxic nuts!
The best kind!
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 15:58,
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soak them in Buddhist monk urine?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 16:03,
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But make sure to crack the shells
To allow the flavour to penetrate.
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Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 16:16,
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"Pure, alkaline water awakens the nuts' dormant properties, increasing digestibility and micronutrient, vitamin, and enzyme count."
snake oil
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colmcq2, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 16:43,
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"do you really need to activate your nuts?"
interesting (and seemingly sensible) article - clicky
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custard, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 18:44,
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Go to Edit -> Preferences -> Nut Settings
Select "Cashew" in the "Type of Nut" drop down under the active nuts list, and click Add Nut.
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Climb a hill in a thunderstorm
Raise one fist full of cashew nuts to the heavens and scream "CASHEW NUTS... ACTIVATE!!!"
If you time it just right the lightning will activate your nuts.
However if you time it wrong you're going to need new trousers.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 20:28,
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