i wish
I could dress up, play make believe, and then go to a conference centre and buy plastic toys and crap.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:10,
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You can't crap?
:O
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:18,
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Just spat coffee (not pact) over my desk at that comment.
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:31,
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for that to really work
the and should have been a comma...
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:37,
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Shush, you're spoiling it for the other boys and girls.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:57,
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said jimmy Saville
to the toddler.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:26,
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It's all that's holding him back.
To be fair, it's not easy in that latex My-Little-Pony get-up he favours.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:03,
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it's not latex
it's actual horse skin.
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:40,
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Ah, right.
It must be wearing it hairy-side-inwards that confused me.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:50,
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