Why does he need two seats?
He's so puny he could fit in the overhead luggage racks.
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For his wife he says.
Apparently it's better for them to sit on a filthy train floor than to not sit together.
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Ha! Then we know he's a liar!
No man would want to spend a long train journey next to his wife.
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