Widow mover
I met one once, a cheery wedding/funeral driver, at a wedding. In between jokes he tried chatting up any available women. Probably has a little black book of rural widows. Wife was always phoning him for some reason...
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 22 Aug 2017, 14:25,
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My uncle's a vicar, now retired
but if he could get away with it at funerals he used to say "In the name of the father, the son, into the hole he goes".
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Varmint, Tue 22 Aug 2017, 18:06,
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