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This is a normal post Fuck it, here's another classic.

Nicholas Parsons: What exactly was your winning slogan?

Dreamytime Escort: Never, ever, bloody anything ever!

Nicholas Parsons: And that was your winning slogan?

Dreamytime Escort: That's the one, Nicky. I've lived my life by that rule.

Nicholas Parsons: "I would like to spend an evening with Nicholas Parsons because...never, ever, ever, bloody anything ever"?

Dreamytime Escort: You're pissed, aren't you, Nicholas?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post and she said...
...i don't think you're a fishmonger. i think you've done a plop in the wrong lavatory.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 13:00, , Reply)