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An Englishman decides he'd like to try shagging a sheep, so he figures he should go to the experts and takes a trip to Wales.
He stops the car by the first farmer he sees and winds his window down. 'Excuse me', he calls. 'I wonder if you might be able to help me. I'd very much like to shag a sheep, but I'm not sure how to do it, could you give me any suggestions?'
The farmer considers for a moment. 'Oh yes, well you see I think the easiest way is to catch your sheep and put her back legs into your wellies. That holds her in place and you can take her from behind.'
'Oh, I see', he says. 'That does sound sensible, thanks very much'. And he winds up the window and carries on. But he's not sure he should take the advice, so decides to get a second opinion and stops by another farmer.
'Excuse me, I wonder if you could give me some advice on how I would go about shagging a sheep?'
The second farmer considers and says 'Well, what I would do, you see, is to roll her over onto her back. Then you can lie on top and take her like that.'
'Oh', the man says. 'That sounds possible, but the last man I spoke to said it would be better to put her back legs in my wellies and take her from behind'.
'Yes, yes', the farmer agrees. 'Yes you can do that, but my way you get to kiss her on the lips'
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:52,
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Or take them to the edge of a mountain.
They push back better.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:55,
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An Australian is walking down the road with a sheep under each arm.
Are you shearing? I asked.
No Mate, I'm gonna shag them both myself.
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Peej, Thu 12 May 2011, 13:33,
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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 12 May 2011, 14:43,
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