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This is a normal post That had no right to be funny.
But it was. Surprised this isnt a bigger meme.

There could have easily been a more mundane version where they follow correct health and safety protocol and realise that it's an unsafe situation. They leave the machine spinning and put a barrier around it that nobody is allowed to cross because it's spinny and dangerous. YEARS of health and safety meetings follow to determine the safest and most cost effective way to stop the rampaging beast of a spinning concrete machine thing. There are pie charts.

The machine wins when the meetings go on for so long that the machine has used up ALL THE FUEL ON EARTH and everyone dies because their house is cold. Then the machine spins to the the centre of the earth and releases all the red hot spaghetti bolognese inside, which destroys earth itself.




I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away.
(, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 1:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
your version scares me... but i am sure somewhere, there is a machine spinning and endless meetings being held, just no one has filmed it yet.
(, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 2:05, , Reply)