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This is a link post I swear the missus brought this home
It's a friendship cake supposedly, some sort of live culture. She's been feeding it for days. Quite frankly it's beginning to freak me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post We just baked our friendship cake.
It was bloody lovely. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So ....
it's not ate you from the inside out yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Friendship cake good
do not question friendship cake
cake good
eat.

eat.
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!
It requires no culinary skills whatsoever, just the ability to mix stuff together and bung it in the oven and it's really very, very nice.

Nomnomnomnom!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Friendship cake "meh" in my experience.
"mix stuff together and bung it in the oven" - that's kinda all cooking is, isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If that's you definition of all cooking
I think you might need to try harder ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, no. I'm a fantastic cook.
But essentially it is just 'read recipe, do stuff, cook stuff'.
I really can't understand people when they say "I just can't cook".
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Though saying that....
my 'better' half managed to fuck-up mashed potato the other day.
MASHED POTATO- How the FUCK can anyone do that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post the secret ingredient is love
or jizz, whichever is handy
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post .....but certainly not ginger pubes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Eew! Wierd coincidence. I was telling the wife about this film a couple of days ago and showed her this trailer.

Edit: i havent heard of this Herman friendship cake thing. I just read about it. I dont like it, its wierd, and its a bit like a copy/paste facebook status thing. Basically - I'm not going to bake a fucking cake because someone told me to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree it's weird
and it's got a name. Who names a cake if it isn't going to eat your face off?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A cake made out of jizz?
Pass.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ah gawaaaaan!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace film!
Do you eat it or does it eat you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post we had one of those friendship cakes a while ago
baked it and it was pretty nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen this film for ages. Will have to dig it out, I think I have it on VHS.....
....on a side note I threw the Mrs's friendship cake out as I didn't like the idea of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)