Toaster
Ron's eel
( Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Tue 29 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Toaster
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
( Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:20, Reply)

That's rather spiffy
But you can't check if the toast is at the correct level of brown until the door opens, so you have to solely rely on the toast setting knobs on the side, which as we have all known for decades, bear no actual relationship to the toast itself.
( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)

I absolutely must micro-manage my toast.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I dunno, this is a smart toaster
It seemed to do that slice in the video perfectly
( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 29 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Open the toast bay doors, HAL.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Haha!

( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:07, Reply)

One of the guys who when to uni with the misses did this;
www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/04/bread_as_a_display_device/

Which I always wished would go in to production.
(NateGS nooob, Tue 29 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I own the greatest toaster ever
www.tefal.co.uk/All+Products/Breakfast/Toasters/Products/Toast+n+Egg/
( h3donist zoinks!, Tue 29 May 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I also have that model in my kitchen.
...though it wasn't my decision to get it.
( Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:38, Reply)