Bad Kids Jokes
This guy collates jokes for a kids' site. These are the rejects.
Includes gems such as:
"why did yoda shave his bum? because people thought that it was a hairy bogey"
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This guy collates jokes for a kids' site. These are the rejects.
Includes gems such as:
"why did yoda shave his bum? because people thought that it was a hairy bogey"
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Some of these are actually pretty good!
"Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live"
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"Your mum is so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX Live"
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Some profound poetry in there:
"docter docter i have worms in my garden
i dont care cant you see im busy
you are doing youre nails."
That's really deep man.
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"docter docter i have worms in my garden
i dont care cant you see im busy
you are doing youre nails."
That's really deep man.
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Arf!
"your mums so fat when people drive round her they lose petrol"
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"your mums so fat when people drive round her they lose petrol"
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My four-year-old's favourite joke at the moment:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
*pause*
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
It's the chicken!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
*pause*
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
It's the chicken!
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How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but the lightbulb shop is across the road
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Just one but the lightbulb shop is across the road
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knock knock
who's there
president
president who?
that's right it's me president Hu Jintao of China
you can have that one, i made it up the other day, except it
doesn't work anymore because they have a new president of China now,
actually i don't think they call their leaders presidents, fuck you!
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who's there
president
president who?
that's right it's me president Hu Jintao of China
you can have that one, i made it up the other day, except it
doesn't work anymore because they have a new president of China now,
actually i don't think they call their leaders presidents, fuck you!
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my siblings used to have one
knock knock
who's there
granny
granny who?
granny on a motorcycle and when you say hello she drives off over the roofs
don't know how i remember that
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knock knock
who's there
granny
granny who?
granny on a motorcycle and when you say hello she drives off over the roofs
don't know how i remember that
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two of my brother's gems (he was 4 or 5 at the time, not that he's a barrel of laughs in his mid 30's):
Knock knock
Who's There?
Star
Star who?
Star Wars
Knock knock
who's there?
Bugs
Bugs who?
Bugs Bunny
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" You: Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers"
Wasn't this the beginning of a text adventure that someone posted on here once...something like 'Your pants are on fire' .... *wanders off to Google*
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Wasn't this the beginning of a text adventure that someone posted on here once...something like 'Your pants are on fire' .... *wanders off to Google*
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I quite like this one.
Mummy, mummy, why is dad running in zigzags?
Shut up and keep shooting!
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Mummy, mummy, why is dad running in zigzags?
Shut up and keep shooting!
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Ok, which one of you posted this?
a man thought he had the record for the smallest penis but came out of the record place saying “who the hell is Justin Beiber.”
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a man thought he had the record for the smallest penis but came out of the record place saying “who the hell is Justin Beiber.”
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Haha! These are great!
I always wondered where Graham Norton got his material.
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I always wondered where Graham Norton got his material.
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from page 6
What did the goat say to the dog
nice buttock you loser
Why did Suzy’s ice cream fall?
She got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not suzy. she got hit by a bus.
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What did the goat say to the dog
nice buttock you loser
Why did Suzy’s ice cream fall?
She got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Not suzy. she got hit by a bus.
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