How many chickens does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one but the lightbulb shop is across the road
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:04,
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knock knock
who's there
president
president who?
that's right it's me president Hu Jintao of China
you can have that one, i made it up the other day, except it
doesn't work anymore because they have a new president of China now,
actually i don't think they call their leaders presidents, fuck you!
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:08,
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I'm sending this one out on Weibo
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 16:16,
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tell your friends, they will laugh
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:16,
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