These are all words that sound like other words but are also the names of root vegetables.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:06,
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That is the joke.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:06,
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why spoil the magic?
I'm afraid I carrot let you do this.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:26,
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What? That doesn't even make any sense...
Oh, wait, i get it now, hahahaha!!! That's really clever.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:28,
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It is because he said carrot instead of cannot.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:30,
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Fruity guy aren't yah?!
(Floppy Donkeycrawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:34,
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Depends who's asking.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:35,
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You two make a great pair.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:37,
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*pear*
dude you aren't doing it right. Maybe your speach, has been affected.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38,
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Patato/potato
Still makes lots of crunchy love.
(Floppy Donkeycrawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40,
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When the chips are down who cares!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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Don't broccolie to me man
I just can't bake it!
(Floppy Donkeycrawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44,
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Do you want a card for christmas? Go on, avocado.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:47,
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Just a spinach!
Just lettuce be!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48,
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Hey prune, don't make it bad, take a sad song and make it better.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:50,
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Aman that can make it better, now there'salad.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:51,
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Come on dude help me out, are you autistic? do you have asparagus?
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:58,
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i'm not doing it right either. :P
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:40,
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HTML doesn't work in subject lines,
:(
something to do with the plum-bing of b3ta.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:42,
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damn uneditable subject lines.
(i see what you did there):D
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44,
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Thank shallot.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:29,
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you're very celeriac*
*very few vegetables begin with W, apparently
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:38,
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Oh dear if I were you I'd beet-a-root for the nearest exit.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:44,
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you're right. there's nothing else for it - the only honourable thing is to kale myself.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:48,
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No don't do that! Tomato will be a better day!
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:49,
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Yeah,I was being melodramatic.
Sorrel if I scared anyone.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:58,
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I am glad you mustard ny your principles.
(skeltonatorNeeds some new daps., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:59,
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hmmm, that one's quite chard to understand.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:07,
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You have to read between the limes
(Fadgebadger(1 like), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:22,
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sorry, subtle inflections in communication often pass me by. It's my Asparagus syndrome.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:29,
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this is a better joke
"why did mr potateo run from the cops? because he killed mrs carrot face and robbed mrr broccili pants."
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:34,
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That was a swede joke.
Possibly Danish, can't remember.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:39,
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beets me where its from.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:54,
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Gourd help us.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09,
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gourd cannot help us...
we can only hope for peas.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:30,
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Peas? Leaf it out, love. You must be lentil.
(fecklerhttps://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:42,
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from what the doctor said, this is not souprising.
(miss fortunatelast posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:20,
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