I could give him proper scary.
I'd kidnap him on the way home from work. Tie his feet and wrists up and place a sack over his head. I'd drive him round and round, stopping occasionally to give his ribs a work over with my boots. Then at 7am, just as the sun is rising i'd park up in a remote woodland. We'd walk (well he'd hop) for a mile or so until we come to a clearing. I would then force him to dig a shallow grave using only one hand. To add to his fear i'd ask him if he was a family man. He'd see that as a way out of this nightmare, perhaps by pleading to me. It wouldn't work as i'd direct his attention to the three mounds (one large, two small) to his left hand side. I'd then say if it's any consolation, he'll be with his family soon.
He'd kneel over the pit he has dug and feel the cold steel tube at the back of his head. I'd ask him if he has any last words and then bang...i'd let of a party popper next to his ear.
Proper office lols i reckon.
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