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This is a normal post I fucking HATE jamie oliver.
Hes on telly now doing a xmas cooking show & his great showbiz mate dexter 'cunt' fletcher has turned up going on & on about booze n poker.

Fat tongue is now pretending to be a chirpy cockney, in fact hes just a BASTARD.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kick the telly as hard as you can
and shout CUNT! as you do it. The end.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would dearly love to kick him in the gob and shout CUNT!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turn it off/ over then, you fucking tit

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't, someone else's telly & they are watching it, so put that in your pipe and smoke it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats stopping you ?
i dont recall you being this polite or shareing in the past?
is pissflaps on a promise or something ?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Encouraging such violence.
Shame you Brits are such a violent society.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes go and smoke youir own lot
we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post We would just prefer not to fight.
Sometimes you need a little deterrent for those that think that fighting makes you a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post are calling us brits chickens?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, just a touch violent.
"we dead hard over here. we can even win fights with out guns and things"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you calling us brits out ?>
are you ?
cos if you are you better remember what happend last time we had fight
and if you cant remmeber that we can certainly do it again *t&c's



*all plane fares to be paid upfront to us here in the uk
we have all freakuent flyer miles added to our account
i want an aisle seat
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What are you on about?
b3ta.com/links/910089
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you around Jamie Oliver's house?

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post no he is a pissflaps with i asume 2 arms and 2 legs like every one else though sadly lacking the care and compasion

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post people invite you over to their house?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I don't think I will be getting invited back here anytime soon.
I tried getting her pissed & fruity but she isn't having it.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post awww.. :(
well don't smash her tv in (or set her on fire) maybe she will change her mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good advice.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post How can one have sexy tiems without a little fire?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post you could always resort to
the chloroform... at least that way you can change the channel.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post & then smash her back doors in.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post whatever floats your boat i suppose...
but you might be jeopardizing your free wifi
(as by 'she' i assume you finally duped the old lady next door to let you in)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately that selfish bitch died.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never stopped Norman Bates...

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post aahhh! i see. it all makes sense now...
you are seeking wifi elsewhere.. thus getting tortured with jamie oliver.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post have you tried
standing on her foot?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Last time I did that there was all kinds of bother.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Set fire to the TV

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No set fire to the person watching telly and film in portrait mode then upload it and start a flame war over the fact that you filmed some one getting deaded by fire or badly scarred and in the wrong aspect aswell.
that will teach them




the bastards
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU MONSTER
portrait mode... honestly I ask you... *shakes head*
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 19:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm watching Nigella...
...She just said "Meat Thermometer". Huh-huh-huh.
 (Megamoss, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 20:39, , Reply)