My Christmas Appeal
All over Huddersfield there are underprivileged DJs - just like DJ Smile here - who will spend this yuletide in verbal poverty, shouting the word "place" over and over again.

If all my fellow b3tans donate just one rhyme ("lace", for example, or "grace") then together we can build a sustainable and enduring resource for these hard working and humble microphone fiends, and a legacy for generations to come.

Come on everyone, let's give DJ Smile something to smile about this Christmas...
(daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:35, Reply)

If that's not a clever spoof
It is AMAZING
(iamdamosuzuki and I will not tolerate small animal cruelty. No., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)

I suspect it's real, because...
Barely in shot you can see he's holding a miscellaneous carrier bag, which in my mind (as a one-time resident of Huddersfield) strongly indicates authenticity.
(daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

without the obvious resonance of Farmfoods
But contextually rich......I get it.
(iamdamosuzuki and I will not tolerate small animal cruelty. No., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:58, Reply)

"Race"

( DinivanX Too old for my own good, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Yay!
Best video Ive seen for weeks!
'Sheep in the place, off their face'
(Queef In a Jar, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:46, Reply)

sublime : )
c'mon hoes, you can sit on my nose.
(Twisted Technic . . as if . ., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:50, Reply)

In the place, in ya face, with the bass.........rose

(Queef In a Jar, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 15:55, Reply)

I got a 12 inch shooter
and a plook on my hooter
(iamdamosuzuki and I will not tolerate small animal cruelty. No., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:04, Reply)

"Err kick the little face in the place. Kick em out of the place"

( magnum, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:10, Reply)

He looks like one of the chuckle brothers...
...on meth
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:11, Reply)

*fucks the tile*
Lets get this to Christmas Number 1

Kersal Massive's Little Kev has grown up
( Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:21, Reply)

A legendary rap battle waiting to happen
(daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Just say no!

( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Dope MC, he is way better than Li'l Wayne.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)

he is great!
i must have him do my next party.
( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Paul's lost it
since Barry Chuckle died
( Taramasalata is currently dipping crumbed ham slices, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 17:19, Reply)

quite a disgrace
that this face
bereft of grace
acts like mace
and leaves a trace
of distaste
in my mental space.....

pah i was never good at rhyming.......but then apparently others are worse.
(Wankle-Rotary-Engine -pronounced 'Throat Wobbler Mangrove', Fri 21 Dec 2012, 19:35, Reply)

I like your write up
as much as the video, top stuff!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 20:17, Reply)

Thanks!
*disclaimer: I used to work for Oxfam
(daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Got on the bus with me day saver

(tedster, Fri 21 Dec 2012, 21:33, Reply)

The great thing there about that verbal inventor
is that he's waxing lyrical by Huddersfield Job Centre.
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 7:41, Reply)

That woz ace in the place safe to be extacy!

(PintOfGuinness please., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 1:05, Reply)