do you what i'd like to see less of on a commute
attention whores doing fucking random performances...
(DefyingDarwin is an expert in the martial art of Cuddle-FU, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:49, Reply)

There is an element of that to it, yes.
I wonder what they were actually promoting (I didn't stick around to the end of the video).
I generally hate narcissistic cunts like these but the routine was original enough to reduce the overall cuntishness significantly.
( Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Yep
If anyone ever starts doing a flashmob opera performance or something while I'm on the tube I've decided I'm going to start crying and pretend I'm recovernig from a nervous breakdown and am very upset by the whole experience.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Do a Rainman

(BertnotErnie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It's also a handy way to stop people sitting next to you.

( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

And ending dates

(BertnotErnie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

You mean I can stop masturbating on the bus now?

( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Oh I wouldn't go that far.
Just keep the sound though as some of us are trying to read the paper.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I second this motion!
It certainly beats staring at the floor silently hating every moment of your life that led up to you being stuck on a sweaty hollow tube hurtling through an underground tunnel.

Bring on the random entertainment!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:55, Reply)