What you said. Translated.
dude...JIBE? dig back in yo' boat. Man!..
it's not real baaaad. when ah' saw dey had 'JIBE' as an opshun ah' wuz so's excited. but no one eva' dun did dat as well as Airplane. dose two dudes wuz plum riffin', but even so. 'S coo', bro.
www, so cut me some slack, Jack.ya'tube.com/watch?v=TVJPB3W54Tc
some sucka posted some link t'de whole film de oda' day. Slap mah fro! it be quality. Slap mah fro!
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:44, Reply)

it is awesome.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:45, Reply)

ok...
maybe i should have explored the possibilities of this fine resource more extensively before i jumped to such hasty conclusions.

maybe ah' should gots 'esplo'ed da damn possibilities uh dis fine resource mo'e 'estensively befo'e ah' jumped t'such hasty conclusions.

make sure you duck before you jibe.
(itilliterate, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 0:53, Reply)

or in redneck... for coxxy etc..
ok. Shet mah mouth!..
mebbe i sh'd haf splored th' postibilities of this hyar fine resource mo'e extensively befo'e i jumped t'sech hasty cornclushuns.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:17, Reply)

speaking of rednecks...
i watched 'Winter's Bone' today. not as happy-go-lucky as it sounds.
EDIT: ok, the scots is funny.
(itilliterate, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 1:25, Reply)