would.
I would bounce babies off a building just to get a whiff of her knicker drawer.
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I would bounce babies off a building just to get a whiff of her knicker drawer.
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Hahaha. Brilliant *steals phrase*
Previously, my favourite (stolen from Viz was) "I'd swim through a piranha-infested pool of burning petrol with rancid meat around my knackers just to stand sentry next to one of her turds".
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Previously, my favourite (stolen from Viz was) "I'd swim through a piranha-infested pool of burning petrol with rancid meat around my knackers just to stand sentry next to one of her turds".
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That's along the lines of...
... I'd drag my balls over ten miles of red-hot broken glass just to see the steam rise off one of her turds
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... I'd drag my balls over ten miles of red-hot broken glass just to see the steam rise off one of her turds
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I would
let Hulk Hogan stamp on my balls and use my penis to stir radioactive material to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
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let Hulk Hogan stamp on my balls and use my penis to stir radioactive material to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie
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