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This is a link post Knobhead bag snatcher runs through glass door in Perth shopping Centre.
I like the way the door conveniently opens just as he's hitting the deck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Beat me to it
Extra bonus for the title they gave the interviewee here news.sky.com/story/1072369/bag-snatcher-runs-into-glass-door-in-getaway
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Greg Rice'
?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Given it's Australia i'm surprised they didn't title his occupation as 'chubberwhacker' or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post and yet still got away

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post If that were in the US, the thief would sue the store, the mall, the window manufacturer, the door installer, and the guys that helped him for negligence and products liability.
And would have a 60% chance of winning.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post HOME OF THE BRAVE.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post On second look
The first guy that helps him pile drives his head into the column. I'm betting he has to take several more hits of meth to get over that noggin ache.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way the crim wanders off and stumbles into the cars afterwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he kinda pinballs off doesn't he?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post We're getting there
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-21994545
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 1 Apr 2013, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way he's clearly already passed out before he hits the floor

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have thought, as Sheriff John Bunnell, you would have had a more pithy, slightly amusing comment.
Like, "This thief found out that running through glass can land you on your ass", or "The next sack he'll be grabbing is a prison gang member's."

You're slipping.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The next door he'll witness being broken is his back door...
....IN JAIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
I hope this inspires other doors.
 (loci, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine LOLs

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post No safety decals on the glass.
He could probably sue if he wanted.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, because one wouldn't not want to actually see unimpeded through glass.
The world will be walled off soon and sunlight will be only a memory.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post way to go coxxy make the goths happy why dont you

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Freeze frame
The glass has about 7 lines of text on it which could be well be a warning message of some kind.
 (MagicMoose, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Too bad he survived
Smacking the door and having his jugular sliced in the process would have been a just and karmic end to his worthless existence.
 (MagicMoose, Mon 1 Apr 2013, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Get rid of magistrates.
We need more sliding doors in our justice system.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yoofaloof 'I like it here, wherever it is...', Tue 2 Apr 2013, 0:15, Reply)