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This is a link post Girls Go Clubbing
Very clever, I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bam! Right on the kisser!
I haven't been clubbing for fucking years. Good to see the old steretypes still exist. Simple concept and a good video.
*off to the work toilets for a wank*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'At the end of every party there is a drunk fat girl crying in the kitchen'
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh. That's not clubbing
This is clubbing www.dailymotion.com/video/x4qrah_the-prodigy-smack-my-bitch-up-uncen_music
most definitely NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looking back, Clubbing is one big con, and an awful experience.
Queue for ages to get abused by some cunt of a bouncer, spend the whole evening shouting over the music and not hearing a word anyone says, spending a small fortune on tiny watered down drinks, then eating shit food on the way home and nearly getting stabbed on the night bus.

..and all in the hope that you might get a bit of action.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going to 'Trampz' grab a granny night
isn't proper 'clubbing'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think, with the benefit of hindsight, you will agree....
you obviously went to some shite clubs!

I got some action at mine and you could get a pint of tea across the road for 30p at Benjys and the bouncers were lovely.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either you live in an alternate dimension or you had better drugs than Russ.

(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see it as either/or really.

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I'm pissing about.
If you're with the right people you'll have a good night wherever and whatever.
 (I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simple solution:
Don't go to rubbish clubs on the pull

Go to clubs where they play decent music that you actually like and want to dance to, get off your tits, dance like no one's watching (without pissing anyone off), have a great time with your friends.

Anything on top of this is a bonus.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Even when I wasnt on the pull....
.....The people around you are....Oh, wait. Need better friends?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'll be your friend!
*slides closer*

*puts hand on knee*
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 13:51, , Reply)