If you want free energy here's how
with a cool jarre soundtrack no less.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:33,
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He could forget all the work of arranging magnets
And just push the fucking things round -he always has to me his hand anyway.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 21:39,
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I went to an NREL conference in San Francisco where an ex director of Sun Microsystems invited us to see the amazing new technology he was investing in.
It was a plastic vitamin jar with alooooooominum tape stuck to the inside on a spool and a copper rail connected to the positive output of a ridiculous heath robinsion capacitor step up transformer. When he turned it on the air crackled, you could smell the ozone and the jar rotated slowly. He got the inventor on the blower who said because it had no return path for the voltage it must be pulling in zero point energy and setting up a rotating gravitational wave.
What he had actually invented was a DC motor. A really shit DC motor. We turned off the lights so he could see the voltage breakdown through the perspex frame it sat on. Couldn't convince him though. Free energy spazzes never listen to science.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:05,
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I like this
Have a click!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 22:42,
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Wow
It's so simple. I'm amazed that nobody seems to have patented this design, instantly rendered all other energy production systems obsolete, revolutionised our understanding of science and become a trillionaire overnight. Maybe I'll pop down the hardware store and do it tomorrow.
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Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Wed 28 Feb 2018, 23:56,
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Wrong soundtrack
Shouldn't that have been Magnetic Fields?
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 3:45,
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Nice soundtrack
and here's a lovely image from the comments:
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 9:50,
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That is fucking hilarious
I wondered how they did it, I suspected a hidden electric motor in the big drum
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 1 Mar 2018, 12:05,
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Much Simpler
There's a fan off camera blowing on the drum to turn it. Though to be fair the fan is powered by the hidden generator in the wheel itself.
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