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This is a link post Man attacks bus with pitchfork
I like his defence: "I just wanted to get the fork home."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i luv scotland

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a female busdriver I can sympathise with the driver.
Especially if he was drunk as well as carrying something that could potentially cause harm in an accident - which is why we don't allow bikes, mirrors, TVs or anything made of glass on buses unless the glass things are properly boxed.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glass bikes are a real pane.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D Maybe glass fibre ;)
Also Students shouldn't be allowed on buses as a health and safety precaution, they're like a bunch of wandering sheep with luggage.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They pay for everything with cheques so I'm surprised that this doesn't stymie them in the first place :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had them asking if they could use bank cards before :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you ever really properly box a glass bike?
Female busdriver! Ha! Who ever heard of such a thing?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know ridiculous idea.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shouldn't you be watching the road?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you! My point exactly.
Actually, if you're one of those really hot female bus drivers who leaves their shirt buttons unbuttoned and whose jub jubs bounce around, I support your right to drive bus even if you don't permit glass bikes or cocks on your bus.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sheriff's, Pitchforks, what is this the 13th century
such things would never happen in the 18th century
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post 18th century sucks balls
15th Century is where the action's at.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
they were too busy using their pitchforks on balloons instead:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Charles#First_hydrogen_balloon
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post And the bus driver told him...
...to get the fork off. That's when the trouble started. Accent is hard to understand in Dundee.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 17 Dec 2012, 15:52, , Reply)