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Rather lovely funny dark little story.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 23:52,
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Try washing regularly, brushing teeth, buying more 'fashionable' clothes.
Also, try talking about stuff not internet related: a lot of girls (strangely) are put off by subjects they consider 'geeky'.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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How on earth would you know?!
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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Just 'cos I'm not interested, doesn't me I'm not constantly bothered by nubile young ladies' attention.
Honestly, I'm (figurately) constantly having to beat them off with a shitty stick.
...so lucky Herbs isn't interested, as that'd just get her going like Niagara.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:47,
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