Pastor unexpectedly jailed after claiming that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
Never saw that one coming!

*gets coat*


( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:20, Reply)

So, he had a sex with a preist, and let him come on his nads?

(fluffybunnykiller BULLIMICS FEEL THE URGE, THE URGE TO PURGE, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:23, Reply)

Sounds like you and he have a history...

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:28, Reply)

"I hope to continue my wonderful job within the prison"
LOL
( miss fortunate not everything is improved with grated cheese, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Oh he will, but likely not with the ladies. Although, he sounds like someone that doesn't really care.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 17:43, Reply)

pastor sauce

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:13, Reply)

It's really just ketchup and mayonaise mixed together.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:49, Reply)

you should see a doctor

( Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 18:51, Reply)

haha I wrote a sketch last year with a pastor and his jesus cock
didn't do anything with it. which is exactly what this twunt should have done
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 1 Feb 2013, 19:00, Reply)

Just because a prostitute has a beard
doesn't mean she is Jesus.
( Oysdgp saw a hedge monster, Fri 1 Feb 2013, 22:10, Reply)