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This is a link post Piers Morgan's Mob Trumps I made this!
Basically, Top Trumps but using the swearing of Twitter hate mobs as data in order to prove that Piers Morgan is the most unpopular person on Twitter.


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Type the word 'cunt' into that Google
And my blog is listed as number 2. I'm so proud.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're fifth when I search.
...search-bubbles and all that
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah. I've no idea how these things work.
Front page of a google search is enough for me to swell with pride though. I'll be telling my grandkids about it for sure. The little cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post More importantly,
Ask Jeeves puts you second to the Wikipedia page about the band Anal Cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld call you first in fact
The top one is always a wiki page, google seems to give them top listings always.

Well done, Top of the Cunts!
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the idea, but
"No swears found for Piers... Either something has gone wrong, he has changed his ways or given up on Twitter."

Could be on my side, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post what browser?

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post me too... firefox

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You getting the same message?
Does the challenger get any data?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same message
I also get "No swears found for that username." for the challenger.

edit: I just tried it in Safari and it works perfectly. So I guess it'll be firefox.

edit2: Just thought I'd mention I'm using an oldish version of Firefox... mac 3.6, maybe that's the issue.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Firefox 17?
Does this page work for you: www.iamnoahcooper.com/TwitStream/ - can you see 5 tweets?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I can't.
OH WAIT... on the demo tab I can
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll blame the old browser,
but that's quite confusing.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a thought...
I know next to nothing about web design, but...

when I view page source and click twit-stream.css I get:



404 Not Found

Not Found
The requested URL /mobtrumps/twit-stream.css was not found on this server.

Apache/2.2.3 (CentOS) Server at www.monkeon.co.uk Port 80


whereas when I do the same thing on the iamnoahcooper link i get:

.twitStream{
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 11px;
}
.twitStream a{
	font-family: verdana;
	font-size: 11px;
}
.tweet{
	display: block;
	padding: .4em;
	margin: .4em 0;
}
.tweet-left{
	float: left;
	margin-right: 1em;
}
.tweet-left img{
	border: 2px solid #000000;
}
.tweet p.text{
	margin: 0;
	padding: 0;
}


?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, that's just layout stuff.
Though it does flag up one bit of bad code.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iron (chrome clone)
I just tried it in Chrome and it works fine there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a geeky choice of browser!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't appear to work for me... I tried it with adblock off and everything!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poo
what browser are you using? Thought I'd tested it on enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice :D
is cunt a mainly British swear? Just thinking that some more american swears may be required as search terms to add variety/get a better idea of hatred by country.
Is it easy to add options for Asshole, Dick, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Prick" is quite universal.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is mainly British
Some online games don't even filter it in their chat services.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's no 'i' in team,
but there's a 'u' in cunt. - Lord Alan Sugar
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm astounded
that David Walliams has never been called a cunt. The cunt should have hung himself by now if the amount of telepathic hatred I'd sent his way had anything to do with these sorts of thing.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Soft Alan

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, this is awesome, some prize winning insults there.
"shut up piers u phone hacking silver spoon feed fat cunt"
edit: Oh yeah, in your screen grab. Whoops.

Good way of crowdsourcing new insults this. At least those that are cunt themed.
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post quite impressive how much more hatred he gets
than anyone else. He works hard for it
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genius!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
like it
 (@feelwelcome Hello, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine in Netscape Navigator.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:54, , Reply)