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This is a normal post Hahahahahahahahahahahah
The guy actually gave him two quid after the translation!

In similar economic news, I just spent £500 on CS4 this afternoon because Adobe are also cunts and don't support the Canon 5D Mark 2's raw files in CS3

talk about how they make their money :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't you get a student to buy it?
You must have some school/uni age relative that could have bought it for £100.

You have to be cunning to beat weasels
 (Montyphuq, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I figured at one time in my life I might as well own a legit copy
and get it over and done with :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Until
the next one appears

as day follows night :))
 (Montyphuq, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Software.. cameras
shagged at every turn
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post THis shit never ends
/onion
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't you just use DNG converter instead?

(bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
from what i've read you're going to regret getting CS4. They have started using Flash to create quirky GUI components and dialogs.

Good luck to you!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
you have a 5d mark II! Covets.
What about Lightroom?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 11:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
superb!
 (I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
this is newsletter worthy, fair play to these people! KERLICK!
 (IPFreely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel sorry for RBS employees
as most of the 141,000 people employed by the bank have nothing to do with the actual problems the bank is in. also most of them earn low salaries and rely on the bonus's in order to actual have a good income.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair though I work for RBS on a low salary and I AM a total cunt.
I imagine the evil overlords scouring the internet for their employees have my demise planned even as I type this.
 (you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
THIS is how you get a policeman to say CuntyWunty...! I've been trying for years!
 (r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS FULL OF WIN ! ....
and must be newslettered - pronto Rob :)

Cunts like these assisted in me being made redundant (not yet gone as I'm still on gardening leave)and I have a hatred of city types having been in their IT departments for 12 cunting years and seeing them acting the cunt all the time.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post great video but that copper's a twunt
Although correct about Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 proscribing the use of "threatening, abusive, insulting words or behaviour or disorderly behaviour within the hearing or sight of a person likely to be caused harassment, alarm or distress by that behaviour",
there must be a victim present at the scene for this offence to be made out. There blatantly aren't any victims around when he's asking her what's on her shirt. Must've missed the part where he was being "quite polite" too...
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid I'm on the side of the old bill on this one
I'm a huge advocate of the word ‘Cunt’ and I agreed with the late great George Carlin when he said the following about offensive words:

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with any of those words in and of themselves. They're only words. It's the context that counts. It's the user. It's the intention behind the words that makes them good or bad. The words are completely neutral. The words are innocent. I get tired of people talking about bad words and bad language. Bullshit! It's the context that makes them good or bad. The context."

You come to a website like b3ta and you expect to see cunts everywhere (literally and figuratively), and while the cause of what those guys were doing was certainly funny and arguably morally virtuous, calling random office workers, some of whom may just work in HR or IT, walking out of a building "you cunt" I think is a step too far, which is a shame because everything else about this skit was great.

I suspect someone was quite rightly offended by some girl waving a collection tin and calling them a cunt and made a complaint to the Police, which they're duty bound to investigate. He could have been politer to her from the outset though.

/rant over, relurks
 (I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 8:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too
*unlurks*
Freedom of speech and all that, but regardless of what the parent company have done, calling someone a cunt because of who they work for when their very livelihood may be hanging in the balance is a bit off too in my opinion,

I don't like that girl. full of e4 presenter blasé and had total disrespect for authority, if a policeman asks you to do something, you do it, end of. Regardless of how 'wacky and 'zany' you want to be. Observe how the cameraman is inching away all the while, and the guy actually seems to observe the gravity of the situation and tells her to take it off. It'd be a great one to explain to mummy and daddy and to work (assuming she does) "I've been arrested" "what for" "well..."

And people above are moaning about the policeman being a bit rude when she's walking around with 'cunt' written on her back? And fair do's there 'wasn't anybody around' whilst he was talking to her but he's obviously steered her away from the RBS building because if someone's riled up enough to call the police then you want them away from there, like i said, some people could be losing their jobs and livelihoods, and being called a cunt could tip them over into a drama student killing spree.

/rant
/grumpy old/young man

*relurks*
 (Williams FW26 Walrus Nose, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Cunt"?...
...vs ""Smartarse" (as used by the copper). 'Offensive' language is a matter of opinion.
Get arrested and play the tape of the hypocritical and arrogant copper back in court.
 (emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You what?
"if a policeman asks you to do something, you do it, end of."

No. They don't get to tell civilians what to do. That's not what the police are for, nor is that within their rights.
 (egg1, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you on that...
...he was trying to intimidate her into doing what he said without answering her polite questions about what law she was breaking. A police officer is not the law.
 (I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post What he said
A very good joke gone a wee bit too far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Sigs are rubbish, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously not a tax payer...
This was funny, but the copper was a complete humourless wanker. And the Met wonder why there so little respect for the law...
 (Da' Vane, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post re print the t-shirts
with CNUTS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 22:05, , Reply)